pleathered

Pretending to be drunker than you really in order to escape a party or extricate oneself from an unwanted situation.
Fake/plastic leathered

After one shandy he was walking like he'd shat himself and slurring his speech, but I'm pretty sure he was pleathered because Gordon turned up with his ex-missus.

by Futtocks May 22, 2018

peacher

1. owner of largest dick in world 2. blackest man on earth and has killed rhinos with his bare hands.

don't spill juice on the DC floor or preacher will kill you with his monster cock.

by smacky mcgee March 8, 2003

Peater

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One who pees and eats excessively.

student 1: "Hey did you see how Morgan ate an entire cake during fifth period?"

student 2: "Yeah, and then I saw her pee her pants immediately afterward. She's such a peater."

by i_just_ate_a_really_good_apple January 14, 2010

pleather

Pleather is the result of exposing human skin, especially in the face area, to massive amount of semen in the course of many years. The most affected individuals can be found in the porn industry.

Q. Did you ses Jenna Jameson lately? What happend to her face?
A. After so many years doing porn her face turned pleather. what would you expect!

by TheMunker March 13, 2008

pathertic

An intelligent person who makes a mistake.

A pathertic general who runs recklessly into battle and gets shot in the eye

by Harold of Old April 20, 2008

pentheraphobia

Fear of your mother in law

My mother-in-law gave me pentheraphobia

by Aisling December 12, 2015

Peathering idiot

Someone who is constantly following you around stating the obvious, and is snitching on people even if what there’re doing is what is supposed to be happening.

Mr.Filch from “The Harry Potter series” is such a peathering idiot. He’s always getting students in trouble even if they’re in the right.

by Slytherin Misfit June 23, 2019