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the pearson

To be utterly inappropriate in a relationship with someone under the age of 17.

Also a phrase used for a man who enjoys drinking another mans baby batter.
Look at the pearson over there pretending to read the paper in front of the school.
by The Grammar master November 14, 2011
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Pearson Spirit

The act of a large group, normally highschool students, fighting for the sake of proving a point or because one persons opinion is different then everyone elses. Based of a high school with the same name that keeps saying that the students have the most spirit around.
Guy1: Yeah, he wants to wreck me.

Guy2: Looks like some of that Pearson Spirit is working its magic again
by XxHerpaxX November 12, 2011
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Rob Pearson

The most loving, amazing boyfriend to ever exist. He cares about everything and has the biggest heart in the world. He is small so he is the perfect size for cuddling. He spoils his girlfriend way more than she deserves. I love youuuuu
by bshsjanjajsnajs April 19, 2024
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Pearson Procedure

A highly complex medical procedure that details the use of Dora the Explorer band-aids on the patient.
Doctor 1: “Looks like we’ll need to administer an IV”
Doctor 2: “That’s not enough, we’ll have to undertake the Pearson Procedure”
by natove December 31, 2024
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Acea pearson

An enlarged male who has the Penis of a rat. He’s a smooth criminal with a man in his bed and likes to squirm with naked guys. There’s no telling what the heck he’s got up his butt, maybe a jackhammer, chainsaw, or even a wheel! Easy enough to say, he career for him being a male stripper, is an easy talent he has overcame in his past 14 years!
I heard that acea Pearson likes to barbecue his nipples on the pavement!
by anonymous April 1, 2019
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Conor Pearson

by Benboo November 18, 2019
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Pearson

That dumb thing that you most likely do in school
Dude: How was the assignment on Pearson?
Me: Awful
by WorldEntertainment January 18, 2020
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