Peanut

A euphemism for the clitoris based on the observation that it resembles a small peanut. When properly stimulated by licking and/or caressing, Peanut likes to peek out from under her hoodie to say hello. It is the only known organ on a female animal that solely exists for pleasure. Peanut is also responsible for releasing lubricant in order to prepare her for vaginal stimulation. When properly stimulated, Peanut is also capable of multiple fuck-tactstic orgasms. These amazing experiences can occur over and over and over without end. O.M.G!

Sidebar: Peanut has recently discovered a secondary erogenous zone. In turn causing a “tri-fecta” when the g-spot is activated in tandem with primary and secondary Peanut(s).

“LaSarah achieved a trifectic orgasm in response to Jean’s mind blowing tongue talent”

“Although Sarah knew how to climax in multiple ways, she was enamored when Peanut revealed a second erogenous zone south of the main pleasure area of Peanut.”

“Damn Peanut! Your juice tastes amazing!!”

by The Peanut Pro October 30, 2020

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To do well. An accomplishment. The opposite form of how normally used. Grand. Excitement.

Peanuts! I just found one hundred dollars on the floor. Peanuts! She said yes.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits September 26, 2007

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A cute person, usually used as a nickname between bestfriends .

Gosh, Sam , you're such a peanut !!(:

by &ithinkiloveyou . April 21, 2011

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When your pee stream is split in half by a bit of dried semen stuck in your urethra

Ex 1: I woke up this morning to take a piss, and missed the toilet bc I had a peanut
Ex 2: bro when my girlfriend wanted a golden shower last night, she was surprised by a peanut; one for each titty

by Dick toes August 27, 2018

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