Paycheck Player

An athlete, with a guaranteed contract, whose talent level has severely declined but is still on their team's active roster because cutting them would impact the team's salary cap more than retaining them would. Paycheck players often check out during games and don't pull their full effort into their performance knowing that they're only viewed as dead weight for their team by fans and management. They nonetheless show up and put in minimal effort to keep up appearances and continue to get overpaid.

At this point in his career, Kirk Cousins is nothing more than a paycheck player for the Minnesota Vikings at quarterback.

by Stang September 20, 2020

creampie paycheck

A derogatory term for child support.

Once a month she gets her creampie paychecks from her baby daddies.

She only slept with him to earn a creampie paycheck.

by tunacan5 January 9, 2024

paycheck 2

I quote one of TheRussianBadger s friend said while they were making fun of payday twitter man

Grouse-hang on I WANT PEOPLE TO PLAY PAYCHECK 2

by SomeBoGrassTouchingGuy June 15, 2022

paycheck baller

a person who lives paycheck to paycheck. Unlike a deadbeat baller, a paycheck baller has regular bills that they pay but still manages to squander their paycheck before the next paycheck.

Bartender: There is a $20 minimum on cards.
Guy: Credit card minimums don't scare me! I'm a paycheck baller. Now who wants a shot?

by Cool Phox January 31, 2019

Chicago Paycheck

When someone gets shot.

JFK cashed in his Chicago Paycheck.

by YourSexyDad March 25, 2021

paycheck gang

paycheck gang is a group made by the youtuber gone_fishing who is also known as go_fishy

gone_fishinq: hey, would you like to join my group called paycheck gang?
person 2: hell yeah!

by p4rt July 8, 2024

paycheckitis

A recurrent affliction that causes an employee to miss work on a payday despite being healthy enough earlier in the day to come in and get his or her paycheck

Larry (exasperated after arriving to work): I was looking forward to going out tonight to start off the weekend. Why did the manager have to call me in again?
Curly (who also works there): Haven't you noticed that Moe keeps calling in sick on certain Fridays? Came down with a bad case of paycheckitis.

by Beeljo July 20, 2016