Design-Pattern 

A general, reusable solution to a commonly occurring problem within a given context in life.

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"that girl I just met -- I'm in love with her -- I'm gonna play it cool"

"nice dude, that's a design-pattern"

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"bro I'm about to not kick sand in Ninja's face"

"good call man -- that's a design-pattern"

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Design-Pattern by smatthewenglish May 16, 2019

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

camo-pattern 

Refers to the type of different-colored camouflage designs.

"Tiger Stripe is a camo-pattern, for example."
-me

camo-pattern by Dave May 19, 2004

bigratory pattern 

The tendency of "bisexuals" to eventually go all gay, especially men. Can also describe the tendency of "bisexuals" to "bigrate" to L.A.

"Yeah, I knew it," said Sarah. "The minute he said he wanted to be with men too I knew he'd go all gay. It's the usual bigratory pattern."

bigratory pattern by Clintacus August 15, 2006

Male pattern badass 

When a man thinks he looks tough after shaving his head to hide baldness

Now he thinks he's real male pattern badass

Male pattern badass by PK Jellylord March 8, 2013

keyboard pattern 

what happens when one is bored, most likely when attempting to do an important task such as homework.

advanced patterns also include numbers and special symbols

person 1: have you studied for the test? i need some answers

person 2: poqwlkasmnzxeidjcnrufhvbtyg

person 1: you good bro?

person 2: ghfjdkslavbcnxmztyrueiwoqp

person 1: keyboard pattern's?

person 2: no im just strangling myself

keyboard pattern by your reall name March 24, 2021

Male Pattern Blindness 

Male Pattern Blindness / Pattern Male Blindness - A condition that afflicts men in which they are in a situation where a woman is giving every signal he needs to make a successful close but he does not notice. Later on, he may finally realize his blunder but the realization comes too late.

A girl might give a guy IOI's (indicators of interest) such as touching his arm, playing with her hair, or laughing at his unfunny jokes. A guy with male pattern blindness, usually due to lack of confidence, assumes she is just being nice when in actuality she wants him to hit on her / kiss her / fuck her / etc...

Male Pattern Blindness by Evil Ryan February 29, 2008