massage parlor

Any business displaying itself as a place to receive a massage, but will offer sexual services...if the price is right. Police may occasionally raid these joints in places where prostitution is illegal (mainly U.S.).

Why date and play all those stupid games with a "girlfriend" when you can go to a massage parlor?

by Chazz K. December 9, 2008

softcore parkour

Not really parkour, but walking over chairs/tables to get to where you need to be, usually very slowly.

Jim: Dude, can you move the chairs? I need to leave the room to make a phone call.
Tim: Softcore parkour! Climb over shit.
Jim: I guess that's my only option.

by pageofspace October 4, 2013

Urban Parkour

An activity mostly done Saturdays by city people, forced to step over and sideswipe tourists and weekend visitors who don't know or disrespect city street rules. Especially brutal when you are in a rush.

*walking on a usually normal city street now packed with strollers, window shoppers, tourists groups taking up the sidewalk, etc.*

"We gonna have to do some urban parkour to get around this."

by alarive March 14, 2017

Parlor Bear

1. A prostitute
2. A woman of ill-repute.

I'm new in town, where can I find some parlor bear action in this town?

by humungus January 14, 2009

Parkourdeling

Parkourdeling is basically the sport of practicing parkour (which is getting from point A to point B in the most creative manner you can think) all while yodeling like a Swiss mountain climber.

Mackenzie: I wish there was someway to combine two activities that I enjoy, such as yodeling and parkour, so I could enjoy them at the same time.

Kelsey: HEY! Why don't you do that?! Parkour WHILE you yodel! It will be utterly astounding and will surely boost your sex appeal. We'll call it parkourdeling.

by Crazymidgetfrommankato October 31, 2011

poo poo parlor

In case you wanted another term for bathroom, here you go.

After a hard day's work, I retreated to the poo poo parlor to take a nice long shit.

by moofuswoofus March 3, 2009

Parkourastination

The act of procrastinating by any means that involves parkour. This means training parkour, thinking about parkour, dreaming about parkour or watching others do parkour in person and in any form of video, especially on youtube.

Parkourastination stopped me from writing my five page paper while I was in the library.

by greg@bc_parkour November 29, 2009