Peanut buster parfait

Basically another way to call your friend gay/a homo

Yeah that's right! Now you're girlfriend thinks you're a peanut buster parfait

by yursh22 May 17, 2017

toilet parfait

First you poop, then you wipe your butt, but then you suddenly realize you have to poop some more, and then you wipe your butt again. This may be repeated as many times as necessary. When you're done, the layers of poop and toilet paper resemble the layers of fruit and yogurt in a parfait.

Dude 1: Why were you taking so long in the bathroom?
Dude 2: Sorry bud, I was making a toilet parfait.

by DarkBass July 23, 2012

Puke Parfait

When you have consumed a large amount of greasy food causing your vomit to have distinct layers of grease and other food.

Translucent, viscous layers of vomit comprised the multiple tiers of my fresh made puke parfait.

by Paramagic September 27, 2012

parfait

The act of jizzing in a womans vagina while she is on her period, the semen and blood mix to resemble a delicious treat.

Beth was on her period so I gave her a parfait.

by nikedunks August 13, 2012

parafied

The act of being petrified and paranoid be the same time.

I was parafied that someone was following me through the woods.

by Joel berry May 5, 2008

Parfait

When a man ejaculates in a girls mouth, but instead of swallowing, she holds it in her mouth and tilts her back allowing him to dip his testicles in her mouth, thus completing the "parfait".

Now Katie is a total freak. After giving her a load of throat-yogurt I dipped my balls in her mouth like a parfait.

by FernB March 16, 2011

parfait

adj. Similar to vanilla in the sense of ordinary, but generally used when describing a crowd of people whose emotions are all generic an similar. Like the parfait there are many layers to this scene, but generally they are all frozen and thus have the same taste.

Girl 1: Aww, this is such a cute picture of us.
Guy 1: Idk we all of our smiles look kind of forced.
Guy 2: Yeah we look so parfait.

by The Beard of Zeus March 9, 2007