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Oxford Apostrophe

A polite way to describe horrendous misuse of punctuation.
"Without the phony Russia Witch Hunt, and with all that we have accomplished in the last almost two years (Tax & Regulation Cuts, Judge’s sic - Oxford Apostrophe, Military, Vets, etc.) my approval rating would be at 75% rather than the 50% just reported by Rasmussen," shrieked our national shame.
by MasculineToiletGuy December 7, 2018
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Oxford High

when you are intellectually high on marijuana and you find yourself thinking very deeply about academic subjects (such as History, Literature, Philosophy, Language, Science, Education, Math, Politics, and/or Art) and you have intellectual revelations.
mike: hey how was that weed?

Vann: dude amazing! it gave me an Oxford High so i was thinking about Literature and its importance in expressing how we've always felt the same throughout history. then i smoked more and appreciated the shit out of shakespeare

mike: i gotta get me some of this weed, i wanna be Oxford High too!
by Michael O'Megle July 15, 2010
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Oxford Handjob

A sex act consisting of stimulation of the penis via a book (typically an Oxford English Dictionary), typically an alternative to a traditional handjob in order to avoid physical contact.
Moriah: Did you and Grace get it in?
Adrian: Naw she's a prude, I only got an oxford handjob.
by thepinkranger5 August 6, 2011
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Oxford Trail

When one has diarrhea streaming from them whilst simultaneously ejaculating
I had a great oxford trail last night
by Kquil August 14, 2021
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Oxford Street BBQ

When the boys gather around a bbq and have a circle jerk and cum into the flames of the BBQ. You then proceed to inhale the vapour of your own cum and those around you.

Originated in the straightest city in the world, Sydney Australia. And is named after a predominantly gay street in Sydney, Oxford Street.
Hey Adam, why are those boys having a wank next to a bbq.

Don’t worry Raph they are just participating in the ancient tradition of an Oxford street BBQ. Let’s join them and add our cum to the juicy concoction.
by SydneySinner69 January 1, 2021
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Oxford United

A football club currently 2nd in the conference thanks to kassam the c*nt. Now on the up and on course for a swift return to league football thanks to Nick Merry and Jim Smith

COME ON YOU YELLOWS!!
Forever and ever
We'll follow our team
We're Oxford United
We rule supreme
We'll never be mastered
By those S*indon b*stards
WE'LL KEEP THE YELLOW FLAG FLYING HIGH
by Forever Yellow December 10, 2008
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Oxford, North Carolina

A pretty small city in granville county, typically characterized by overly racist people on all sides of the fence. The best thing about it is the new wal-mart if that says anything...The library is finally being rebuilt. There's a really cool museum in the old jailhouse (where else IS there for a museum?!). New food places include cookout, bojangles, and the kick ass mexican restaurant mazatlan. 96 buffet is sketch though.
WOW! Oxford, North Carolina has a BOJANGLES now?!
by IshovelPOO January 11, 2011
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