owned

When you see your girlfriend making out with the school nerd.

"Hey Robby, I saw Monica fuckin Peter Wang yesterday"


"GODDAMMIT!!! WHY AM I NOT RESPECTED" (his leather pants tear)

by Tony Ramone July 31, 2005

owned

A word commonly used in the gaming world.
Usually meaning getting your ass kicked in a damn video game.

DeathBRINGERXxX:hahaha nOOb i just owned you!!
theAVERAGEjoe: . . . . . .shit

by D@WSON November 17, 2006

owned

A process or action of becoming overcome. Some one has earned the right to your name. Someone has overwhelmed you with their skill in a specific competition or betting arragement.

dude, i OWNED your ass in Halo yesterday. I'm gonna OWN your girl later tonight man.

by Mike Bohm December 28, 2005

owned

When someone out does you totally, when someone does something fucking awesome.

Matt was just owned by that Jewish guy!

by Ace March 4, 2005

owned

When one gets beat in a game or injured in real life. It is usually shouted to show victory against another player.

"HAHA!! THAT NOOB JUST GOT OWNED!!" or "I can totally own you at CS:S"

by Cri August 25, 2007

owned

What Jeremy says when he can't compete.

used in a conversation he is intellectually outclassed in:

"You've been owned because blah, blah, blah... my little pussy hurts. Can I go home now?"

by Mike Hunt August 24, 2004

owned

to buzz sum1 off

A. hi, can i download from u
B. ok, but only if u ask nicely
A. lol, ok, please can i download from u?
B. Erm............NO!
C.Lmao, PWN3D!

by syozza January 26, 2004