owned 

to prove someone wrong or insult them in a way they can't comeback

'your stupid' said bob 'well at least i aren't retarded' replied steve!

( steve just owned bob )

owned by !"£ March 28, 2009

Owned 

Have possession over something or someone.

The New Orleans Saints and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers owns the Chicago Bears. I own the Bears, they are my b-----s.

Owned by Saints October 12, 2003

owned 

to stick your finger in someone's ass, can be male or female

I think Heather is now dating Ken, he owned her last night.

owned by KR+HC January 11, 2010

Owned 

when a girl named faith undeniably beats you in cow racing on the wii

you just got owned.

Owned by anna laker February 3, 2023

OWNED 

The definintion of the outcome of one poor soul being out-witted in some shape or form by another, more clever and overall better being.

Megan Steele - "I just hijakced your Bebo"
Mowg - "Well your on Urban Dictionary"
Megan Steele - "Wit?"
Mowg - "OWNED. Now MOWG OFF =))!"

OWNED by Mowg_FTW May 11, 2009

Owned 

when one disses one another so hard that for a breif moment, it was as if they legally owned that person.

Step dad: Eat your supper.
StepChild: You're not my dad.
Brother: Owned.

Owned by 9aBe August 22, 2008

owned 

A term used to expose the apparent fault or downfall of one's success, pride or dignity in a hilarious way; to be put down by one or more people.

See pawned, own3d and pawn3d

What's this? Your mom took your allowance money away as punishment to spend on her lingerie? You're owned!!

owned by Jose Gomez June 22, 2006