Ostrich

When you jump head first into a snow pile

“Look eggy bao just did a ostrich in that snow bank”

by Carter62288 December 7, 2025

Ostrich Tar

What you throw up after tossing sombodies salad.

This morning my bed was covered in Ostrich Tar because of all the butt holes I ate out last night.

by King Kenedy June 5, 2005

Ostrich Rape

When an ostrich rapes you

Ostrich rape is a huge problem in The Savannah of Africa.

by Anustart July 30, 2016

Ostrich Kick

A powerful forward thrusting kick, similar to that of what an ostrich does when cornered. It can be a potential deathblow when the ostrich does it, but not necessarily as bad when a human does it.

friend 1: I heard a pitbull was chasing you yesterday. What happened?
friend 2: Yeah, I ran for about a block and got tired so i turned around and ostrich kicked it in the face. It lived, but it was still out cold when i passed the street an hour later.
friend 1: i guess it won't be chasing anyone again for a long time.

by ChainBelt October 30, 2008

ostrich diplomacy

When seemingly important overseas diplomatic talks are initiated to detract from what’s actually going on at home.

His repeated engagements in ostrich diplomacy is starting to wear a little thin.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 27, 2019

Ostrich manager

A manager who would prefer to put their head in the sand rather than deal with problems.

This kind of manager effectively encourages workplace bullying and harassment and allows the nastier co-workers to run the show.

John: "How come Joe is able to get away with so much? Is he sleeping with the boss or something?"

Bill: "Nah, we just have an ostrich manager. He won't do a thing."

by blissyu2 December 22, 2010

ostrich maneuver

The Ostrich Maneuver is the state of a person burying their head to avoid any given situation, much like an Ostrich covers it's head to avoid danger.

Ostrich's bury their heads based on the simplicity, "if I can't see them, they can't see me". People pulling the Ostrich Maneuver commonly figure the same.

Generally the Ostrich Maneuver is a person's last line of defence, given it's failure rate.

Ted didn't do his homework, so today in Math class, he pulled the Ostrich Maneuver by hiding his head under the desk. Unfortunately his teacher saw his backside up in the air and found him effortlessly.

by Jaydias August 1, 2008