Beer

every night in college

damn i wonder how i gained my freshman 15??
maybe it was the thousands of gallons of beer??

by headycheese April 8, 2006

BEER

the constant rise and fall of mankind or the constant fall and rise of one individual (mans) happiness. our best freind and worst enemy

I would kill everyone in this room for a sweet drop of beer.
I love you man...no wait its the beer talkin...wait beer cant talk...ahhh!

by Ben Speary September 14, 2003

beer

To put it simply: It'll getcha drunk!

Dave Chappelle: Drink, bitch!

by SuperSonicX September 6, 2005

beer

charisma in a can.
game in a bottle.
this shit makes me smoooother than vanilla.
damn. bitches betta get ready.

me: hey ladies!!
ladies: eww, get away...
me: damn...

(after many beers)

me: how YOOU doin'?
ladies: damn...

by spanky July 10, 2003

Beer

Temporary solution for all of lifes problems.

Eh lets go drink some beer after school and get drunk!!!

by Skippy December 12, 2003

beer

Happiness in a bottle (keg, cup, can, shoe, bowl, or any other concieved drinking vessel).

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

by Chris the dork July 18, 2008

beer

what we drink everyday after work, its gods gift to us mankind (on par with hemp)

4 quarts of double brown seems cool but 5 is always better.

by brother_number_one July 27, 2003