piss-orientated

Becoming lost or confused as a result of alcohol

Where are we? I'm so piss-orientated

by Prof McJerkson March 14, 2007

Anti-Orientation Porn Watcher

A guy who watches porn meant for other sexual orientations. These guys are actually a lot more prominant than you'd think. Often abbreviated AOPW

I think I like gay porn. Does that make me gay?
No. A lot of guys do it. Your just an Anti-Orientation Porn Watcher.

by Brawesome August 25, 2010

oriental rascals

a gang usually of Cambodiandescent from Providence, RI and elsewhere in East Coast Metropolitan areas. AKA: O.R.

man, did you see that beef between the Oriental Rascals and the PSB's?

by Mike Ockyormouf February 24, 2008

Conan OBrien

(noun)Sexiest man alive with the greatest hair ever. Funny, intelligent, talented, beautiful singing voice.
He is married to me and just hasn't realized it yes. We shall live happily ever after

(verb) To be the greatest person ever

Wow, you sure are a conan!!

by MissesOBrien June 14, 2004

Orientalist

Someone, usually Caucasian, but not always, who is very interested in the various cultures of Asia, commonly known as the Orient,
such as languages, writing systems, traditions & architecture.
The orientalist may study to an extreme to amass as much knowledge about Asia as they can.

Some people may call me an Orientalist, but I would refute that assumption.

by Princess Michiru Kaiou March 2, 2009

oriental beef

a dispute which involves chinese or south-east asian people. Also the act of starting such dispute with said folks. Comes from the name of a popular flavor of ramen noodles

Dude, he pissed off the black dragon triads? serious oriental beef, man...

by maks May 10, 2004

Orientify

To re-align your life (goals, intentions, desires) in a way that keeps you walking a straight and narrow path. When we get lost, we get lost in three dimensions, and and lose our orientation. It's a modern-day version of a "mandala" used in eastern culture to balance the elements of your life.

I've been hanging with the wrong crowd lately and losing sight of my dreams. Time to orientify.

by Headcircus February 10, 2008