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obsses

To go beyond obsession, and break down every little detail within that obsession, in the end, leaving you drained, lifeless, like a zombie, but with full understanding of everything you have just experienced. Only relating to a relationship or marital situation.
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You're in love, and this love goes beyond anything you've ever felt before. I mean, you would die, seriously, give up your life, just so they could keep living. Alright... now... inside your head it starts to spiral with one little thought... one thing brings it on... then BOOM! you're in the middle of a shit storm inside of your brain. questions flying around, answers you don't want to hear, the right answers, the wrong answers, the wrong questions, the right questions, the questions that only lead to more questions... all relating to how you feel about this other person and what they could do to you with all of that trust. This spiral usually ends with self mutilation or suicide attempts. Other less severe cases include getting into a physical fight, having a mental breakdown, maybe a broken fist from hitting a concrete wall... either way... it never ends good.
I got obssesed with her, and now I'm in a Mental Hospital.
by Zach Hanson June 21, 2008
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Odyssey charter school

Odyssey charter school is the home of weird ass people trying to fit in
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The Odyssey

The tattered remains of the clan attempt to take refuge at Circe’s webcam show. However, Circe baits half of Odysseus’s men into buying premium accounts, and Odysseus is forced to stop their subscriptions for them with the help of Hermes the hacker. Hermes gives Odysseus the password for the admin account (password: moly), and Odysseus then removes his men from the list of premium subscribers. Circe then falls in love with Odysseus, and agrees to help him locate his clan’s homepage.

She directs him to 4chan’s thread archive, where Odysseus finds a thread with Philosoraptor/Teiresias being OP. Odysseus bumps the thread with a necropost, and Philosoraptor/Teiresias responds with a post containing guidance for the dangers ahead. Other users find the thread, though, and start replying as well. Odysseus’s mother copy-pastes a creepypasta from /x/ describing her death and the situation at home, and Agamemnon gives Odysseus dating advice while warning him of telling women to go make him a sandwich.

Bypass 1500 character count pl0x?
An asian retold The Odyssey like this for Bilbo's project.
by GuardianDuo December 5, 2010
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The Odyssey

At the Cyclopes’ forum, Odysseus and twelve of his men stumble onto Polyphemus’s blog, and attempt to post on his recent entries. Polyphemus logs on, and finds them trolling. Enraged, he traces their IP addresses and forces them to stay on the site, and then steals six of their internet connections to use for downloading pr0n. Desperate, Odysseus launches a DDoS attack against Polyphemus, and manages to escape with his men as attachments to the Cyclops’s emails. While web-surfing away, Odysseus taunts Polyphemus, causing Polyphemus to beg webmaster Poseidon to avenge him.
Odysseus then meets up with Aeolus, and asks for a Paypal donation in order to help him pay for an upgrade from dial-up internet to Verizon FiOS so that he can find his way back to Ithaca.net faster. Aeolus donates, but Odysseus’s men, thinking that the transaction contained keygens for Starcraft, hack into the transaction. Paypal, sensing a security breach, shuts down its services for the next forty-eight hours, preventing Odysseus from claiming his money, and therefore, his high-speed fiber-optics internet.

The clan then journeys onward to the private site of the Laestrygonians. The Laestrygonians, being the code monkeys that they are, are excited at the arrival of Odysseus and his men. They launch experimental cyber-attacks at the party, and only Odysseus’s squad manages to escape.

1500 character count is still silly.
An asian retold The Odyssey like this for Bilbo's project.
by GuardianDuo December 5, 2010
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odyssey

The first video game console. It came out in 1972 by Magnavox, and wasn't very complex at all, it's sequel the Odyssey 2, which came out in 1978 totally ruled, then it eventually faded away as it's counterparts took the market due to the Odyssey 2's lack of 3rd party game supporters. By 1983 however, the Odyssey 2 had sold over 1,000,000 units in North America! It was called the Philips VideoPac G7000 in Europe, and in Brazil, it was called the "Odyssey" because the first Odyssey was never introduced there. It was a very good system at the time. It features many new games, as well as "rip-off's" of more popular games such as Pac-man, and Space Invaders. Odyssey 2 systems were the first device to use the first Intel processor, the Intel 8048 cpu. Making it a marvel in the computer world as well as the video game market and collectors. The system is somewhat rare now. Over-all, the Odyssey in my view, is one of the coolest "retro" game systems ever!
kid 1: "Hey, lets play my Odyssey 2!"
kid 2: "Ok, just let me pick up a K.C. Munchkin cartidge first!"

Son: "I got my Xbox 360, I have played it for about 2 days!"
Dad: "I got my Magnavox Odyssey 2, I have played it for almost 30 years!"

Me: "I picked up a gold plated "F-male to Coax Adapter" to hook up my killer-cool old Odyssey 2 to my new killer-cool huge HD TV!!!
by Alex Sweers May 31, 2006
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World Cup Odyssey

A big family. You can tell you are talking to an Odyssey kid when they type sentences but capitalize the letter O, sO yOu knOw where they cheer. This team is always a crowd pleaser and always fun to watch.
hurry World Cup Odyssey will be on soon, we have to watch them
by cheerki234 July 23, 2012
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Odyssey

Odyssey is a very loving and caring person she is very sweet and is the funniest person you will meet. She is very pretty and is usually mixed with a few races which makes her even prettier. She has a big booty.She is the best girlfriend and can be shy when she meets a boy that she likes. She is very sexual at times and makes sexual jokes. But is very nice to everyome and has a large amount of friends and has even more aquaintances.
Hey you know Odyssey?
Yea I love Odyssey she's the best!
Ikr i wish i could be her friend!
by Jamescharles1 April 20, 2019
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