Obesed

When you eat entirely too much that you make yourself painfully sick.

I obesed myself today at the buffet"

by FattyGparanoiawilldestroyya October 31, 2011

Obese

The act of using your fork 85% more often than the average human being causing you great deals of weight in pounds. It seems sometimes you cannot see or touch most parts of your body because you are too overcome in flab.

"Hey Rick, If Queen Latifah got rid of her obeseness by donating here whale blubber from her body to the government, we wouldnt have to pay for oil anymore...if only.."

"Ralphie May the comedian is 460 pounds last time i checked on that tv show, but that obese comedian is tons of fun."

by Meech March 28, 2005

Obese

Extremely fat and ugly. So fat that if you were to offer a woman 30 g she would turn you down.

So fat that almost every man would be preferable to your obese bloated ass.

So fat you are easily made fun of and used or pitied by women while they're making love to their boyfriend and your fat ass is showing up at their door. They are laughing up in the room that an obese man is at the door.

So fat you will most likely be a lifelong virgin.

Vitale is an obese motherfucker who is used to get laughed at.

by thin. January 28, 2009

Obesity

America

Dd you see obesity? Yeah.

by Urmomgaylul December 17, 2018

obesitis

Obese. Chronically fat. Over weight. Inflammation of the fat cells. Persistent obesity.

I’m not fat, I have Obesitis

by Callidoodle October 6, 2019

Obesity

a thing when men have their periods but it is blue and look like they just came out of an avatar or it means you need to lose some weight and get jacked you fat old bitch

you suffer child hood obesity

by child hood obesity August 19, 2019

Obese

When you can't see your penis without bending over.

(Not to be confused with "teeny weenie": when your wife can't see your penis without bending over.)

George, you've become obese; I hope you start to appreciate what I've been putting up with for all these years.

by andrewgggg January 2, 2011