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Extremely fat and ugly. So fat that if you were to offer a woman 30 g she would turn you down.

So fat that almost every man would be preferable to your obese bloated ass.

So fat you are easily made fun of and used or pitied by women while they're making love to their boyfriend and your fat ass is showing up at their door. They are laughing up in the room that an obese man is at the door.

So fat you will most likely be a lifelong virgin.
Vitale is an obese motherfucker who is used to get laughed at.
by thin. January 28, 2009
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