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weaponized obtuseness 

Knowingly and deliberately misconstruing another person's words in order to generate and direct false outrage against that person or that person's views.
By twisting my words into something I clearly did not intend, my political opponents are deploying weaponized obtuseness to attack me.
weaponized obtuseness by D_Cooper December 19, 2018

obesetes 

Obesity and diabetes tend to coincide with one another, so to be obese and have diabetes is to have 'obesetes'.
Fat Girl 1 - "All this cake is is sugar and butter. Im going to eat it!"

Fat Girl 2 - "No! You'll get obesetes"
obesetes by IvyAshley March 14, 2010

Obesanest 

A nest made on your couch by piling blankets and duvets on top of each other. A safe and comfy place where you can eat snacks and ride out periods of depression or quarantine.
"Fabian, you need to at least leave your Obesanest to shower"
Obesanest by Mr.Boo Fancy Pants March 16, 2020

Obesessed 

Man you need to stop it with the Friday night porking, your becoming Obesessed.
Obesessed by Savagekid June 14, 2011
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019