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nubette

You're such a nubette
by T-mobile June 26, 2016
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Nuberfan

A person who has recently discovered a person or band and then posts (basic) facts and acts as if they have been a fan for years. Combination of Noob and Uberfan.
Hey, Nuberfan. We all know who's in the band.
by OG Cranie December 30, 2019
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Nobertunity

Bro 1 - " I didnt have sex with Daphne last night"
Bro 2 - "Dude, you missed out on a great nobertunity."
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numberthing

noun. pl. numberthings. a mathematical object constructed of numbers, algebra, and/or operation sequences.
Numberthings are very real objects but they are completely intangible and not necessarily connected to any physical objects or phenomena.
A numberthing exists solely within one of the infinite worlds of mathematics, reason, and computing itself.
TV shows make meaningless dancing collages of numberthings appear to depict geniuses afoot or at work. When the audience tries to freeze-frame view any given numberthing in that collage, it's either a generic formula or gibberish.
by Little.Fire May 1, 2022
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Neubert

"I'm Neubert! Everybody loves me! That's why I live in the trash!"
"Neubert's moving up in the world!"
by Chess_The_Mut June 5, 2022
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numbertaker

Pedophilic pedophile tha steals numbers and kids trousers in order to give them a good time
The numbertaker steals kids and numbers!
by Numbertake enthusiast January 5, 2023
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Nuber

A person who works as an uber, but is nude while driving the vehicle.

A Nuber is also oftenly gay, which just makes it better, to be honest.
Imagine having to hurry to the airport, you take the nearest cab, and when you open then door, sit down, and ask to go to the airport, a nude man/woman/person turns around and acts like a normal uber, driving you to your location, while dropping weird comment or mumble weird songs

(for example: "you look like my grandma if she was a reptile and hot but ugly and homosexual" also "hur hur hurhur hur hur hur hur hur hurrrr hur hur hurhur hur hur hur hurr")
"why do you feel uncomfortable?"
"because i just met a very sexy Nuber"
"why would that make you uncomfortable"
"it's a Nuber, you idiot"
"wow that's rude"
"fuck you"
by agaggaluka no me l September 8, 2023
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