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Non-Threatening Gay Friend 

Non-Threatening Gay Friend is akin to a Gay Buddy, sometimes shortened to NTGF. A girl has no qualms about being around a Non-Threatening Gay Friend; he is, after all, non-threatening.
"Man, Jack's been hanging with Emily all night! Is he coming onto her?"
"No, he's just her Non-Threatening Gay Friend. They're discussing prom dresses."
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Acting as or having no effect of a poisonous.
-harmless, safe, clear, inoffensive, competent, nonfatal.
IF you had a choice, whouldn't you prefer to use products that contain safe and non-toxic ingredients?
non-toxic by Janina1409 May 23, 2016

Non-Traditional Hockey Market

Any place that polar bears and/or eskimos don't need a parka to survive. (Usually a term used by northern/canadian hockey snobs to try and deter southern fans)
Dallas is a non-traditional hockey market

FaceBook Non-trad 

Just like the non-traditional students you had in your college classes, these baby boomer facebookers are usually female and feel the need to comment on EVERYTHING that ANY of their friends post on facebook.
These people obviously need to get a life. They have way to much time on their hands.
(These women are also usually oblivious to their own kids drunken escapades all over the FB world.)
Ted: I had to unfriend that beeyotch.
Brad: Why?
Ted: She was such a FaceBook Non-Trad...always commenting on stupid crap and filling up my news feed.
FaceBook Non-trad by williet1990 August 24, 2009

non-tubber 

A person who is averse to personal hygiene. Specifically, someone who doesn't use a bath tub/seems afraid of water.
Look at him, he's a non-tubber! Not even the dogs will go near him!
non-tubber by Summers May 13, 2005

non-tronic 

a total lack of using anything electronic, computer, digital, etc... including services like email, IM, social networking sites, etc...
non-tronic by anthony perritano October 22, 2008

Non-Traditional Slytherin

-Non-traditional Slytherins- The ones that just take Salazar's traditions and traits that we are associated with our house and throw it out the window and make way for some new Slytherin that they made up...the ones that think these traits and traditions are bad and wants us to follow the "good" traits that they deem appropriate for us.

- Non-traditional Slytherins are those who were hoping to be in another house, disappointed to be sorted into Slytherin because they either a) buy into all that stereotype about how we're only all evil or b) have thought of themselves as another house for years. But they're stuck here even though they want to be elsewhere, so they decide to be the "good" Slyths, the ones who display all these "brave, smart" etc qualities of other houses, proving to themselves that they are different from other snakes and are better, maybe alleviating their own bad feeling about ending up here. They think they're showing that they're a Slyth without really being a Slyth, as if that's a good thing.
"Hey I'm a slyth, but don't judge me or think bad of me, I'm not evil and dark, I am NON-TRADITIONAL SLYTHERIN!"