NFL

Stupid nonsense for Americans that couldn’t tell you the name of the local congressman but could tell you who the lions third string quarterback is. A douchebag sport

Matty: that Cowboys/saints game was so good. Did you see that big play that guy made that one time? the NFL is badass
Me: No, the NFL is for retards. I don’t waste my time with crap like that.

by Laughing at morons October 13, 2021

NFL

Not

F*cking

Likely

When your teammates think you can't win this game

You "NFL!"

by Charcoal_Warpaint04 November 14, 2022

NFL

Controversy.

The NFL is just controversy in sports form.

by FlashlightMemelord September 28, 2017

NFL

The word NFL in slang is the National Football League but in texting it means "Not For Long"

Slang 1: I went to watch the NFL game
Slang 2: NFL im gonna eat your kid

by PoopyTurd August 11, 2019

NFL

niggas for life , never forget loyalty .
words by kodak and jackboy use it as a phrase in flordia as thats my dawg we cool we nfl .

oh jackboy? yeah thats my nfl

by gleeful-941 May 2, 2020

nfl

not fucking likely

She said she wanted to shove something up my ass, but I told her that was nfl

by BrianTheDog August 22, 2008

NFL

no fucking luck.

so, my boss said to me that the chance for a raise was NFL.
and i asked him, point blank "what".
-he reiterated, in plainer english, no fucking luck"
- and then i said to him, " i liked the first response better".

by john willow May 27, 2008