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Cardinal Newman School

Cardinal Newman Catholic School and Community College is a crappy secondary school in Coventry, England, but it's not as bad as President Kennedy and Coundon Court.
The teachers are retarded and so are most of the students. The year 7's think they are badmans, and everyone from year 9 to 13 are druggies, tramps, spastic; only a small amount of people are normal. Year 8 are just as bad though, most of the girls are so tarty that if they went in a swimming pool the water would turn orange.

I should know, I go to this school..
by coventry77 January 25, 2011
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newham

A shit hole in East London famous for 13 year old mum's, drugs and guns as well as trap niggas and youts on stolen Peds spraying acid in people's faces.
Koko: Yo fam u wanna go Newham?
Josh: Not unless u wanna get shanked, shot and have your face melted off!
by E1345 August 23, 2017
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Newlands Neck Tie

When squating over your woman you lay a cable while duckwalking directly towards her feet, leaving what looks like a brown Neck Tie. This originated in Newlands, a small suburb in New Zealands captial city Wellington. The first apperance was in 1999 when dying for a shit a young man finished a 69 with his missus and couldn;t hold on. While trying to escape the bed, he laid the now infamous, Newlands Necktie.
Nick - "Hey, my missus is going to a formal event tonight."

Adam - "What is she wearing?"

Nick - "I was thinking of giving her a Newlands Neck Tie."

Adam - "Best option available in my books."
by The Mayor of Newlands October 1, 2009
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Newark-on-Trent

An utter shit hole. The population of Newark is probably 50% chav and 50% pikey. The atmosphere is a beautiful blend of benefit scroungers and youth gang culture.
Jamie told me Newark-on-Trent is actually quite a nice place to visit.

Jamie is lying to you.
by 180246 September 5, 2016
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newfoundland

The only place in the entire world where kids got to leave school early to watch the 2006 Olympic curling game. Also the only place where people actually watched the 2006 Olympic curling game at all.
Newfoundland sure likes curling.
by Curlbacca May 16, 2006
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newark

Largest city in NJ. Located in North Jersey, it has a suprisingly large and clean airport. Newark started out as a very industrial city and used to have a higher population. Now Newark is what you would call ghetto, not as bad Camden but still a high crime rate. I wish they would clean it up and stop the gang violence cause New Jersey is in need of a thriving metropolis.
I love NJ but we should clean up Newark,Trenton, and Camden.
by Jersey Kid January 29, 2008
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newcastle west

newcastle west is a town in limerick. it is a big town and the banter is unreal !! just because its in limerick dont mean were gonna stab you!
are you going to come to newcastle west next weekend?

of course, its so much fun there !
by BAGofBeauty April 24, 2012
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