Nerdecise

Nerdecise(verb):

The act of exercising while playing the popular game "Pokemon Go".

Yo Seth let's go catch some Pokemon and get our daily nerdecise to burn off the three boxes of Hot Pockets we ate.

by SnowNuts July 11, 2016

nerdess

1. A female nerd.
2. A hot female nerd, nerd+godess=nerdess (rare).

All tremble before the nerdess!

Wow, I never thought I'd be in love with a nerdess.

by plorqk April 1, 2005

Needle Noodle

Male genitalia that is flaccid and skinny resembling a needle as well as floppy like overcooked pasta.

Ben:"Wow did you guys see Chalsens Needle Noodle with the condom still on in Seaside?"
Shea:"Yeah, it looked like a tapeworm"

by KamaCoskey January 3, 2009

Nerdlebrity

a person who is a celebrity to nerds, the most well known are Chris Gore,Chris Hardwick, Kevin Pereira, and Adam Sessler

person 1: Chris Gore is such a Nerdlebrity

person 2: A Nerdlebrity? like Chris Hardwick?
person 1: Indeed.

Chris Hardwick: excuse me Sir Gore do you agree with this definition?
Chris Gore:Mmm yes, indubitably my good sir.
Chris Hardwick:Teas and crumpets and whatnot

by EmperorOfNerds October 12, 2010

Bury the needle

Driving an automobile, motorcycle or any other vehicle equipped with a speedometer, and driving at a rate of speed faster than the top speed that the vehicle's speedometer can read. The pointer or "needle" will either dissapear below the gauge or rest on the pin just below the highest increment on the speedometer.

Last week I tried to bury the needle on my Corvette and I succeeded. It has a 160 MPH speedometer, so I know I was going 161 Plus.

by CJames2K September 3, 2011

Needlepoint

Cleanest, high purity, and most sought after crystal of LSD... Thought to only exist in history books these days... But it's still there and the keepers of the light choose wisely who gets to take the journey and who does not... Though few and far between the light still shines brightly and will never we allowed to fully go out by these special protectors(God bless um)

Needlepoint is nothing something you find but more something that finds the right people...

by The Show Fairy November 18, 2015

Needle Juice

steroids or some type of performance enhancing drug by needle

Michael: hey man, how did you get so quick?
Tony: oh yeah, im on that needle juice now and its been helping out

by Mr. go getta October 16, 2008