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butt narcolepsy

When your ass falls asleep, in the same way that your leg or your arm does. Can occur at any time without warning. It tends to recur, and may be more properly referred to as a chronic condition as such. Reports indicate that some find it pleasant, while others don't.
Person 1: Hey, why is Johnson sitting like that?
Person 2: Well, he told me the other day that he's got butt narcolepsy.

Person 1: Ah, sorry to hear that. Hope he's doing alright with it.
Person 2: Ya he manages.
by general_racc April 13, 2017
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narcobeaner

Noun and ethnic slur referring to Mexican thugs involved in violent drug trade.
WTF happened to Ciudad Juarez?

It's a wasteland; narcobeaners have literally overrun the place.
by Joan Valdez August 14, 2010
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narc

1. n. Short for a Narcotics officer. A member of Law Enforcement that enforces drug laws.

2. n. A person who is not a member of Law Enforcement but turns you into the police for doing or dealing drugs.

3. n. A person that turns you in for something you did wrong; specifically to any type of authority figure like parents, cops, teachers, boss, etc.

4. v. The act of turning someone into law enforcement or authority figures.
1. Don't pull your stash out around Jake, I think he's an undercover narc.

2. That fucker Ronnie, he is such a narc. He told the cops I was smoking pot in the bathroom.

3. My little brother the narc told mom about the pornos under my bed.

4. Don't narc on me man, I'll give you a couple buds if you keep your mouth shut.

Dan narced on Mary to Mr. Smith when he caught her blowing the football team.
by thug4life October 4, 2002
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Narcophilia

A paraphilia (fetish or kink) having to do with sleep. A narcophiliac may experience sexual arousal at the sight of their sleeping partner, at the feeling of being sleepy themselves, or may enjoy the idea of having sex with their partner while one or both of them is falling asleep. Narcophilia has nothing to do with death or dead bodies, though the word for the paraphilia known as "necrophilia" looks similar.
Joan: Were you getting it on with your girl while she was asleep? That's sick...
Tim: It's not what it looks like. She has narcophilia. She's down for it.
by moooBat September 17, 2014
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Narcotype

Text that results from typing or leaving ones fingers on the keyboard while falling asleep. The resultant text may contain random letters or line after line of a single letter that has been pressed until the typist regains consciousness or the laptop runs out of juice. In rare cases the text contains readable text that contains Freudian references to the typist's subconscious emotional character expressed while in a state of semi-sleep.
I fell asleep on the keyboard again and discovered that I produced a shitload of narcotype.
by Eli Banai November 13, 2012
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meeting narcolepsy

When an individual falls asleep as a side effect of a boring office meeting.
I don't know why but each time we have a team meeting, Chris suffers from sudden meeting narcolepsy.
by Hugo V. February 20, 2008
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narcastip

Narcastip is like when you had a fucking stroke and can’t read so you think the word sarcastic is narcastip. Shit.
Me: “dude does that say narcastip?”
Ashok: “no, dumbass
by A Choking September 10, 2019
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