Transit Mental Meditation

When riding public transportation or taking a flight, you finally have some free time to think deeply. A play on transcendental meditation.

Man, I was wiped out this morning but am feeling better after some transit mental meditation on the train.

by kneelund November 19, 2010

Pre Meditated] Karma

Thought out or planned before hand due to being done wrong by resulting in causing or conflicting ones karma

One to cause Pre Meditated karma would generally be due to being done wrong by ETC. Fucking one over in anyway where they don’t take it lightly therefore retaliate

by Steph anie ;; July 17, 2021

mykita

a bestfriend for anyone. a little flirty. a little self concious. but the biggest heart anyone could have. super hot bod but not too into sports.

damn dude that mykita chick we met last night was super cute, i'd like to see her in a bikini! she has a bangin' bod too.

by superssallysuckah August 16, 2010

MYDIA

Microsoft You've Done It Again!

An expression to be used in utter contempt of Microsoft's stupidity.

Windows: "Visual Studio has encountered an unknown error and needs to close"
User: "Oh f**king MYDIA!"

by Mike_Showers April 22, 2011

mindfulness meditation

When the kind of middle aged soccer moms one would find shopping at whole foods sits in front of a guided track on YouTube or iTunes in a futile effort to connect their souls with the earth or something. They will often go berserk and hysterical if their husbands refuse to buy into the conspiracy.

Little kid: Can we go to the park?

Dad: No, your mom still has 7 hours of mindfulness meditation left.

by the large seed March 3, 2016

Meditation

The art of clearing your mind of all coherent thought or action; except to focus on one thing; like the beauty of some random tree or something. It is to come in contact with your inner self.

So, Hirosuke, if that how you got those 1337 New-Type Skittles?

by Leiko October 6, 2004

mydixaflop

The latest form of viagra. It is in liquid form. Now it is possible to pour yourself a stiff one.

I poured myself a glass of mydixaflop and now im having the best sex ever.

by tyler March 26, 2004