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murphed

To be a nasty ass hoe, fugly as hell,and a sloppy drunk
1) Damn this hoe just got murphed.
2) Yikes! this hoe is acting a murph
3) Yo I almost just threw up this girl is a straight up murph.
by rockawaygirls April 26, 2012
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mulched

When you take an explosive shit that covers the back of the bowl.
Dude, I mulched the fuck out of that toliet.
by #shitsdeep January 16, 2017
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Murphed

1. To be stricken with an exceptionally potent case of Murphy's Law

2. To be repeatedly stricken with cases of Murphy's Law, of any severity
Man, I got murphed hard when I bent over to tie my shoe, and accidentally farted just as a hot girl walked by, and fell face-forward in front of a speeding Vespa!
by SunshineAndPudding May 30, 2011
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munched

Did you see tha game last night? Dion Dublin munched Robie Saveage real good!
by Alex and Rob March 3, 2003
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Murphed

Wat it dookie my ninja?!?yall see that suckel at da club get murphed da fuck out?
by in4red September 27, 2006
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Merched

Running down the street with your zip up hoody backwords.
Jim is merched!
by geofffary August 15, 2010
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murphed

A term used during a hand in the card game Texas Hold'em when you currently appear to be ahead in the game, and when the last card is turned and your opponent went from having virtually no hand, to the winning hand. You had just gotten murphed
OMFG MAN!!!! Your 2 pairs just got beat by the river card. It gave your opponent a straight!!! YOU GOT MURPHED!!!!!!!!!!!
by murphdiggity February 3, 2010
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