Muffdrank

A drink in which the contents include Skoll vodka, Tropicana orange twister, ice, and dryer sheets that have accidentially been blown out of the muff(a tube with dryer sheets to mask weed smoke smell)and into the drink without the drinker's knowledge. He then proceeds to drink from that cup all night untill he realizes his drink tastes funny. The drinker pulls out the sheets and proceeds to put them back into the muff and continue use of said muff. We then mock the drinker of the Muffdrank untill he becomes depressed, loses all friends, and begins a life of crime that eventually leads to prison.

It is not a Muffdrank unless drank the night of Cinco De Mayo. And you must listen to a specific background music from Mario Tennis 64 while drinking the Muffdrank.

Are those Muff sheets??? Damn, Starr's drinking a Muffdrank!

by Emac1212 March 28, 2009

muffjaw

Derogatory term for a woman

I think that muffjaw is making him spend all his money on her!

by PrinGiGi June 20, 2011

Muffants

Lice that reside within a woman's pubic hair.

My crotch keeps itching like crazy. I think that girl last night had serious muffants.

by CornSama September 13, 2012

collegiate muffdiver

A pseudo-les, always young and middle-class.

Best if she is actually going to college, but the term applies to any young, middle-class female who is just passing thru the lesbian experience.

Extra points if she angles for reactions from straight men. This classic c-m-d puts tongue to pussy for the thrill of telling her boy acquaintances.

Eventually the boys lose interest, so the c-m-d starts supplying actual pussy. She has moved on in life.

"She said 'my girlfriend' five times in a thirty-word sentence. Oy, dot's a collegiate muffdiver!"

by C. T. May May 11, 2010

muffasnoraus

(noun): this term, sister to muffleupagus, refers to a snatch that is boring. When you see it, your erection goes limp and directly into REM sleep (don't even try to "get it wet").

Angus: Hey man how'd it go with that freshman last night? You "get it wet"?
Wes: Hell nah man, that bitch had a muffasnoraus, put my shit right to sleep.

by get it wet 6 February 19, 2008

Muffdodger

Any man or woman who refuses a job or responsibility given to them by a woman by sexist objection.

I'm not working for some woman.

You are such a muffdodger.

by shyluck November 18, 2009

muffcake

An ambiguous snack dessert. It is muffin-esque in consistency i.e. contains chocolate chips, but is frosted like a cupcake.

Damn girl your muffcake is lookin mighty moist.

by Frazznizzle March 2, 2006