muff ripper

A person who does the actual waxing and ripping of pubic hair at a salon. Usual some oriental chick.

I went to the muff rippers today because bikini season is coming up.

by Tarrif January 31, 2003

Muff Sausage

1.) It's like muff cabbage except it involves the penis.

2.) A muff filled with sausage.

3.) A hairy pelvic area where you can't see anything except a giant sausage emerging from the tangled muff jungle. If lucky you might see some of the wild life crawling on it.

That guido had the best muff sausage i have ever given head to. The crotch monkeys were swinging away.

by raging GTL December 7, 2010

fairy muff

fairy muff = fair enough

Can't make it to the pub tonight because your mum has died? Fairy muff.

by jasoncart April 8, 2007

Man-Muff

Having enough facial hair to resemble a 70's style bush on ones face. (Typically male)

Damn Jesse... what is up with that MAN-MUFF on your face!?!?

by William A. (Alief, Texas) September 17, 2010

morning muff

the musty tang of your vagina in the morning after a long nights rage. the equivalent of 'morning breath' for your vagina.

he went down on me when we woke up, even though i had morning muff!

by jjjes January 24, 2011

fluff on the muff

To put it quite simply: vagina pubes
Fluff being the pubes, and muff being a slang term for vagina

"If there's fluff on the muff, she's old enough."
-Ali G.

by Johnjacobjingleheimerschimdt April 6, 2010

balloon muff

See gunt. It looks like one has placed a blown balloon down the front there.

Damn, shes got a hell balloon muff.

by 4/20 February 23, 2008