Well kept and neatly groomed small patch of hair above a woman's vagina. Muff is not a bush which it is commonly mistaken for. A bush is when a female lets her pubic hair grow out of control and untamed.
by Muffe April 27, 2006
i would so muff jessica alba
by 69party in my pants69 July 11, 2008
refered to when some one is in a bad mood or being an asshole. there are stages of muff as well ranging from one to seven, seven being the worst stage of beign a pussy or being pissed off:
1. shaved muff
2. prickly muff
3. flowing muff
4. golden flowing
5. tangled muff
6. puffy muff
7. jungled muff.
1. shaved muff
2. prickly muff
3. flowing muff
4. golden flowing
5. tangled muff
6. puffy muff
7. jungled muff.
guy: hey man shut the hell up.
other guy: hey man your muffs just tangled because i fucked your girlfriend.
other guy: hey man your muffs just tangled because i fucked your girlfriend.
by bigfish6969 November 10, 2010
by Maggie smith's anus January 20, 2008
by mercury?GANGSTER March 9, 2006
A large hairy, unemployed person with abnormal amounts of body hair. Is able to grow beards over night and grow stubble on tongue. The Muff will be able to sustain a heavy amounts of alcohol and protein shakes.
by "Beaver" n STEVE June 3, 2007
Half a muffin. Discovered when Glenn College was stingy and only gave us muffin halves, instead of a whole one.
by orgabulator August 22, 2004