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kellers moustache

1. A KELLERS MOUSTACHE is when a male performs oral copulation upon another man, in a manner that is more homoerotic than normal homosexual acts.

2. A mustachioed gentleman who has an insatiable craving for the taste of another man's ejaculate.
I couldn't afford any more points on my license so I had to give the cop with the German accent a Kellers Moustache.
by Espaldas Rompio February 16, 2017
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Mickey Mouse reseller

Mickey from NYC alert, 8rz aka Brandon. Is a Mickey who sold pandas for $220.
Nah man how he bragging bout skipping a concepts line but it went OOS before he got in, what a Mickey Mouse reseller
by Real reseller January 18, 2022
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grey-mouse-woman syndrome

A totally mediocre, not ugly, not beautiful, utterly forgettable woman who posts amazing pictures of her pathetic life on social media pretending that she’s someone else.
Holly is suffering from grey-mouse-woman syndrome. She’s unrecognisable in her Facebook - she looks thin and pretty..
by KA43n January 5, 2022
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The mouse

The face of evil, some call Disney. That ridiculous smiling face behind which lies an evil, wicked, crafty and scheming intellect, intent on destroying the world as it should be. Having destroyed Star Wars, a space soap opera about a family spread across 6 episodes, the mouse is further corrupting the audiences of new productions, using teen actors and rejecting them when they mature so badly that they post nudes all over the internet and end up with multiple cycles of psychiatric care and release to society.
Steve: Hey! You seen that poor excuse for a Star Wars movie?
Jonathan: Damn the mouse! Gotta ruin everything that made my life meaningful!!!!
by FreshAir2.0 December 6, 2018
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Mousehole

Mousehole, mouseholes

1. Adult tourist( See tourista) that visit Disney World who exhibit childish or idiotic behavior. Mouseholes are easily identified by characteristic items of clothing ; oversized Micky Mouse ears, a "Cat in the Hat" hat or a "Its a Small World"fanny pack."
2. Surly Disney employees or managers.
1. "Geez ,that mousehole in the Taurus cut me off on the Beachline and I had to circle around to get back on."

2. "Damn, that mousehole grinned right at me and purposely gave me a screwed up soda..its all syrup."

3. "Nice hat, mousehole!
by Global Feetus April 10, 2007
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mouseoleum

A small but relatively stately building permanently entombing the remains of highly important mice.
It is my understanding that Mickey Mouse’s remains are carefully enshrined right there in that gorgeous mouseoleum located deep inside Fantasyland.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 25, 2019
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fat mouse

What a guy has when he tries to penetrate while only half-hard. Comes from the visual similarity to a fat mouse trying to crawl through a small hole.
John told Suzie to work him a little longer before she mounted him, so that he wouldn't end up with fat mouse.
by JasonWS May 30, 2007
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