Mosed

To flake; to ditch or bail last minute; to mislead about future plans; or to completely bounce without goodbye.

Where is Daryl at? I can't find him anywhere. He must have mosed.

by Moses1011 June 7, 2011

Moses

Giving somebody a moses is when you hit somebody with a sheet of paper in the testicles and their balls part each side.

"Wow, you gave me a moses!"

by Kersmith April 13, 2006

Moses

When your girl is on her period and you spread her lips

Yo I just pulled a Moses on this girl last night, parted her lips like the Red Sea

by JorJorBinks14 May 14, 2020

moses

king of the fucking jews!

''Moses will you please spare some bread?''said Marry. ''Fuck no bitch I aint gettin you shit you fucking jew!'' said Moses.

by Dusten October 15, 2006

Mose

Indentation on your face located just under your nose and above your upper lip. Derived from words mouth and nose.

Over the weekend I went to the salon where they waxed my mose.

by oy! September 11, 2006

mose

Its the sneeze between your mouth and your nose.

I didn't know if the sneeze was going to come out of my nose, therefore requiring a Kleenex or my mouth, requiring a "bless you", it was a "mose"

by teegray September 9, 2010

Moses

(to do the) Moses means:

1) To lead a people through the red sea by parting it with your own bare hands.

2) To lead part of your person into a young lady currently in her time of the month, thus parting her red sea.

Dude, Dr Andre totally did the Moses on that hildabeast!

by sexy_neuron March 21, 2009