A "Monkolee" also called a "Monko" or a "Munksaikhan" is a Strong, Vulgar and Sexy Mongolian tribesman, he doesn't care about your feelings tho, he will crush you in an instant. The only one he really cares about is "Isak". They have been married for about 2 years, and they're about to go on a honeymoon in Italy. A "Monkolee" is strong enough to break 5 tables a year but not more. Any more tables broken and the "Monkolee" would have to go into hibernation for 40 minutes. During that time the "Monkolee" will become feral. The Monkolee will rip off his shirt like a werewolf and begin to put big pressure on his skull. The "Monkolee" does this to be able to count in his head to the desired number required to get out of hibernation. If the "Monkolee" gets disturbed during his hibernation phase he will have to ask a David for help, he will need to count on his arm countless times to get that number that he so much desires. Once he has the number and has gotten the "Trocadero" out of his system he will begin showing small signs of kindness to people who tries to save him from the eternal devistation of the "Mongolian hibernation".
Person 1: Wow that guy just broke a table
Dennis: Yeah imma start gang war with him by robbing 9D's mobile phones
Person 2: No thats just a "Monkolee"
Dennis: Yeah imma start gang war with him by robbing 9D's mobile phones
Person 2: No thats just a "Monkolee"
by Beary Allen August 20, 2019
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For example, a guy is in bed together with a girl that is sleeping. The guy proceeds to play with his genitals using only 2 fingers and without getting hard - and he does so until he ejaculates. He tries his best to go unnoticed but it can not be a guarantee. Usually they get hot and sweaty in their faces as well.
It can happen anytime and anywhere.
For example, a guy is in bed together with a girl that is sleeping. The guy proceeds to play with his genitals using only 2 fingers and without getting hard - and he does so until he ejaculates. He tries his best to go unnoticed but it can not be a guarantee. Usually they get hot and sweaty in their faces as well.
It can happen anytime and anywhere.
Example 1 - in the bed:
Girl: Why is the bed shaking?
Guy: I don't know. I didn't notice anything.
Girl: Don't tell me you're one of those Mongoloid Droids...
Guy: Maybe.
Example 2 - on public transportation:
Person 1: Why is that guy sweating so much? He is just sitting still.
Person 2: He is probably one of those Mongoloid Droids. Just look at how he tries to hide his hand under the jacket. You can also see his hand moving slightly.
Girl: Why is the bed shaking?
Guy: I don't know. I didn't notice anything.
Girl: Don't tell me you're one of those Mongoloid Droids...
Guy: Maybe.
Example 2 - on public transportation:
Person 1: Why is that guy sweating so much? He is just sitting still.
Person 2: He is probably one of those Mongoloid Droids. Just look at how he tries to hide his hand under the jacket. You can also see his hand moving slightly.
by Berkshire Fapaway January 3, 2020
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This is a field of knowledge which has been developed for researching Moku Syndrome. This field inculcates fields of study such as biology, sexology, and theology. Scientists have been studying this phenomenon since the begginning of time. The latest invention in the field is the MOKU DETECTOR 1.0, which is a device detecting the unique wavelengths of Moksh Dhawan to alert individuals of its presence so that they do not fall become a victim of Moku Syndrome.
Bro 1: Man have you decided your college?
Bro 2: Nah man it is so difficult to find good teachers in my course.
Bro 1: What course do you want to take?
Bro 2: I want to study Mokology.
Bro 1: Bro that is the most difficult course, I don't think you can comprehend it. it will be too difficult only gods can study that man.
Bro 2: Nah man it is so difficult to find good teachers in my course.
Bro 1: What course do you want to take?
Bro 2: I want to study Mokology.
Bro 1: Bro that is the most difficult course, I don't think you can comprehend it. it will be too difficult only gods can study that man.
by Moksh Lover February 29, 2020
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- Dude, you didn't came to Ana's sunday hang out. What happened?
- I got a bathroom monologue day.
- Yucks... To much information.
- I got a bathroom monologue day.
- Yucks... To much information.
by Santino89 September 25, 2011
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Many mongoloids can be found in WALMART and lower end stores like that.
Cyclops Mongoloids are able to control vehicles and do many things that humans can do.
The one way to spot out a cyclops mongoloid is to watch the way they dance. One will drag its leg and create dance moves like no other.
Cyclops Mongoloid syndrome can appear in not only humans but animals as well.
Keep your distance or you will be infected.
Many mongoloids can be found in WALMART and lower end stores like that.
Cyclops Mongoloids are able to control vehicles and do many things that humans can do.
The one way to spot out a cyclops mongoloid is to watch the way they dance. One will drag its leg and create dance moves like no other.
Cyclops Mongoloid syndrome can appear in not only humans but animals as well.
Keep your distance or you will be infected.
Lisa: Oh my god, look at the cyclops mongoloid driving next to us
Michele: We better keep our distance.
Kaitlyn: Yes, you girls are right, I wouldn't want to be infected.
Michele: We better keep our distance.
Kaitlyn: Yes, you girls are right, I wouldn't want to be infected.
by KatieLady321 July 25, 2011
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by JoeNJ2 May 30, 2011
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