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Monkeypoxville

Monkeypoxville has become another name for Sacramento, California as the town continues to enjoy a massive influx of monkeypox cases.
We stopped shooting meth on the banks of the Sacramento River when we realized that Sacramento had become Monkeypoxville and is filled with diseased and puss-covered white trash.
by Hot Franklin June 16, 2022
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Monkeypox

Also know as Blister Dick 2.0, Schlong COVID and Triple H or Hershey Highway Herpes. A new disease rampant in the gay community. Causes crusty blisters on the penis with green discharge, spreading throughout the body. Highly contagious.
Stay back Jamal, I don't want your monkeypox! Hershey Highway Herpes is worsecthan regular herpes!!

I can't believe Pedo Peter touched those kids with his Blister Wand and gave them monkeypox. They look like Sloth from The Goonies now.
by Neema Bahlslicht July 27, 2022
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Monkeypox

A disease spawned from the vengeful spirit of Harambee to plague the human race for his unjustly death.
Person 1:man I got cysts everywhere!
Person 2: Monkeypox is a bad omen enacted by Harambee the great.
by Capuchin for Hire August 4, 2022
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monkeypox

MonkeyPox is a virus that you get when you drop food on the floor the tiny ground monkeys infest the fallen food then when you pick up the food and eat it because of the 5 second rule the monkey will infest your bloodline and have sexual activity with your red blood cells causing monkeypox
I dropped my pizza on the floor and the ate and I got monkeypox
by BananaBoi11 August 30, 2022
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monkeypoint

Being so mega balling at basketball that you hit that monkeypoint.
by ScottLee666 September 22, 2022
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Monkeypox

Monkeypox is a dangerous virus wich naturaly will spawn in 2 places: ohio and africa. Monkeypox can only be transported by monkeys and since africa is full of monkeys wich fly all over the world, you can now find it everywhere.

Normal symptoms might be huge craving of bananas, fufu, grape kool aid or fried chicken. Your skin also might get the wrong colour, wich in that case there is no turning back unless your like michael jackson.
Requise: ohh oh ahh ahh (scratches his armpit)
Other guy: he has monkeypox
by Requis Tyrone Jamal the third December 22, 2022
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Hot Buttered MonkeyLove

Sex so filthy the troop of spider monkeys at the local zoo escape to come groom you both afterwards!
Nicole and I had a Hot Buttered MonkeyLove session that even an hour long shower couldn’t cleanse our souls afterwards.
by Bent Boy September 22, 2023
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