When you are going through a tough time personally, like a divorce, and nobody wants to be around you because you will shake off that shit and it will land on them. They avoid you.
Sorry bro, but she's not going to talk to you because you're a shit covered monkey right now. Wait a few months after all that shit is off you and she will probably talk to you.
by Frenchie Free May 29, 2018
Get the Shit Covered Monkey mug.When a person is going through a bad personal time, such as a divorce, they become a shit covered monkey. None of their friends want to hang out with them because they're afraid that some of the shit will land on them as well.
Sorry bro, but you're just a shit covered monkey right now and nobody wants to be around you. They're all afraid you will shake some of that shit off and it will land on them. Hang in there bro, once all the shit is shaken off they will talk to you again.
by Frenchie Free May 30, 2018
Get the Shit Covered Monkey mug.not my monkey not my shit show: what are monkeys in cages notoriously known for?
Monkey: *throwing shit*
Me: not my monkey not my shitshow
Or
Friend1: *got stabbed by their dog or smth*
Friend2: not my monkey, not my shit show
Monkey: *throwing shit*
Me: not my monkey not my shitshow
Or
Friend1: *got stabbed by their dog or smth*
Friend2: not my monkey, not my shit show
by The Obvious Expert Of All Thin September 5, 2023
Get the not my monkey not my shit show mug.An expression of disbelief, shock, and utter surprise. Often heard after witnessing an incredible feet, or something that is downright amazing. However, it can also be used in the negative, when one encounters bad luck.
When Dad saw the skier land the two flips, he turned to me and said, "Shit a monkey, did you see that?!"
Or:
Dad muttered 'shit a monkey' when he saw that the tire had been punctured.
Or:
Dad muttered 'shit a monkey' when he saw that the tire had been punctured.
by Reed7777 July 6, 2006
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"Dude that sounds incredibly painful"
"How painful?"
"More painful than getting hit in the nuts."
"Wow that is painful"
"Dude that sounds incredibly painful"
"How painful?"
"More painful than getting hit in the nuts."
"Wow that is painful"
by It's Bieber Bitch! January 24, 2015
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Get the Ape shit banana cuckoo monkey mug.Term used my newly naturalised Australians (most notably Scottish) to notify of a koala in the near vicinity.
by That guy over there too November 22, 2010
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