Manpering

Pampering session for a man

What a rubbish week at work! Time for a spot of manpering.

by Sly Fox Ash February 17, 2015

MONGOing

The act of acting like an elitist on the internet. Associated with freezing talkpages, harrassing other people on the internet.

''Dude, you are MONGOing that guy! He can't edit his talk page on the site!''

by I'mTehKettle September 7, 2008

mingering

Noun of minger (Someone who smells or looks unclean, or is generally unattractive.)

ie: to minger - mingering

by Fiachra Daly January 5, 2005

Cock Mongoling Queef Burger

Noun; An insult. Usually just a random insult, unless they do infact destroy penis and queef very often. Usually used towards females, but can be used towards a male if chosen to.

Person 1: "Aww man that girl's a wicked bitch!"

Person 2: "She's a cock mongoling queef burger!"

by TheSavageSquid June 1, 2010

monging

The act of just relaxing and chilling out, sometimes (though not necessarily) whilst or after having partaken in the smoking of Cannabis.

Monging usually takes place around the house however could occur in any comfortable exterior location of choice, e.g. sauna, field, hottub, etc.

Origin presumed to be from mong as in the act that such a person performs.

I'm gonna go mong for a bit.

He's just been monging about all day.

She just mongs all day, never does any work.

by CS84 July 7, 2007

jongering

see fags

by The Monopoly Guy March 24, 2003

mingeling

A sexually precocious,prepubescent girl.
An underage prickteaser.

"I'm going round to see that slapper I met in the pub last weekend"
"Be careful of her daughter,she's a mingeling,she'll get you in trouble if you get too friendly"

Patsy Kensit in the 'Fairy Liquid' advert

by bananabender January 23, 2011