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Spawn Molester

When you spawn in a video game, a 'Spawn Molester' is someone who will stand in a advantageous location and kill the respawning opposition players repeatedly until they 'Rage Quit'.
Oh my god, that guy is a fucking spawn molester! He's completely spawn raping those noobs.

That gamer Chriss_Casse must be a Spawn Molester, he's raped so many noobs on Nuketown in Call of Duty: Black Ops he must be on the sex offenders register

Fuck you, you fucking Spawn Molester. He's a glitching noob like Carmoo
by TheRealGamer777 January 16, 2011
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Mollesturbation

The act of going into the past and beating your old self off.
My friend just mollesturbated himself, but now he's in prison for mollesturbation.
by sleepypeter May 22, 2015
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Cupcake Molester

the sticking of Ray Toro's hand inside of a cupcake.
"did you see that interview with Ray molesting that cupcake?"
"being a cupcake molester is my new hobby."
by frnkieromustdie August 20, 2013
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cat molester

A person who loves the feel of pussy. As in a cat...
Wow look at Steve getting real deep with that pussy! He's a real cat molester!
by Amon 'Get In The Van' Koutarou September 13, 2015
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molestexting

When a person continues to send you sexual content via text message and you have asked the person not to send such content to your phone. You begin to feel you are being molested though your phone.
He continued to send me x-rated pictures of himself even though I have asked him to stop. The molestexting is becoming too much for me.
by Trimaze February 16, 2013
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Child Molester

A child molester is a sick individual that preys on children for sexual pleasure. I feel for any child that has been molested by this A__ Holes.
Wayne Chmelsky is one of those sick people. He recently got convicted.
A Wayne Chmelsky is a great example of a Child Molester.
by gevvst May 2, 2008
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Child Molester

A fancy word for a person who rapes children (not to be confused with pedophile though most child molesters are also pedophiles). I don't understand why they don't simply call them child rapists. It would avoid a lot of confusion.
Man: Hi little girl, I know you just moved in here but I wanted to tell you the guy across the street is a child molester so don't go by him.
Little Girl: I wonder what a child molester is? I'm gonna go ask the guy across the street...
by AOM August 19, 2008
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