by monkaLaugh February 3, 2021
Get the monkaLaugh mug.the practise of metaphorically sowing one's seed and subsequently immediately departing from the scene as there is no further interest or motivation.
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the state of mind that you might adopt when looking at somebody when the attraction is preventing you from thinking about anything other than monking and bailing...
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the state of mind that you might adopt when looking at somebody when the attraction is preventing you from thinking about anything other than monking and bailing...
Bernice was so fat and ugly that Steve just monked and bailed
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He took her to a fancy restaurant and she was laughing and telling him about her passions and hobbies...He acted interested and mirrored her behaviour, but all he was thinking was "monk and bail, monk and bail, monk and bail"
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He took her to a fancy restaurant and she was laughing and telling him about her passions and hobbies...He acted interested and mirrored her behaviour, but all he was thinking was "monk and bail, monk and bail, monk and bail"
by LOTF2013 September 13, 2011
Get the monk and bail mug.simplified version of Titty Monkey, or Flying Titty Monkey, the creaters spawned from the rack of the hot Queen on Tin Man.
by Monk Titman January 2, 2008
Get the tit monk mug.A temporary lifestyle choice in which one refrains from any romantic or sexual relations with the opposite sex. Usually done so that one can focus more on other things such as school, family, friends, work, etc.
Tom: Dude, you've been slacking off in school, your grades are dropping, your girl is too much of a distraction.
John: I know man, it's all good though, I broke up with her, it's back to Monk Life for me.
Tom: Smart move bro, your grades will get back up in no time!
John: I know man, it's all good though, I broke up with her, it's back to Monk Life for me.
Tom: Smart move bro, your grades will get back up in no time!
by gghoods24 October 26, 2010
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Get the Return To Monke mug.The first band used to combine music and television, as we know it, on a large-scale commercial level, modeled after other bands, creating much controversy in the late sixties.
"hey, hey, we're the Monkees..."
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