Durf Mohawk

The act of excessively masturbating in your pants and splooging all over your gooch area
until your durf, (hair on gooch), has enough jizz on it to spike into a mohawk.

"I'm getting a durf mohawk, because I havent shaved in a while."

by Durf Gobbler November 1, 2013

Aditya Mohan Avinash

Someone with a big ego. Usually gay/ girl digger. Sucks at video games (Known to run and gun). Uses 'XD' way to much and cringe emojis. This makes him extremely gay. Loves to suck dick. Sucks sids dicks. Is a fucking failure macha failure macha. Loves the cringiest movies form the gayest actor Vijay.

Sentences Aditya uses: "Sid bo Sid bo I love your dick bo!"
"I MAKE OUT WITH CHAMIDDI"
Aditya Mohan Avinash self centered prick

by Chammidi January 26, 2022

Polish Mohawk

A hair style where a person is bald in the middle of their head but have hair on the sides.

Many middle aged men sport a Polish Mohawk.

by Lyle Butane September 22, 2017

Mohaned

One of the nicest people alive. They have a big heart and an even bigger smile. Mohaned is also funny in their own unique way. Mohaned doesn't believe violence is the answer but if it comes down to it then watch out.

"If you need someone, Mohaned is there. Don't try mess with him though."

by KitKatChunky886 April 4, 2017

mohaska

A gun, fire arm, piece, heat.

Untouchables:
Okay, pal, why the Mohaska?
Why are you packin' the gun?

by ChaoticLily November 23, 2007

cock mohawk

When one shaves their pubes leaving a narrow strip of hair in the middle of their groin undisturbed. Its the man version of the landing strip. In some cultures it is considered a popular pubic hairstyle.

Rocco: Dude guess who's gettin a mohawk?
Me: My Dick!
Rocco: Don't you mean your pubes?
Me: No man, think about it, the pubes are my dick's mohawk.
Rocco: Haha... good point. You got me there.
Me: Yea, its a called a cock mohawk!

by Bsmitty003 February 26, 2008

Mohammedoon

Cartoon depiction of the Muslim Prophet, Mohammed. Tends to get Muslims in a blood-thirsty frenzy against the cartoonist who drew the funny pictures of Mohammed.

Hey, Sven, why'd you go and make a Mohammadoon showing Mohammed's head on a goat's body? You know those crazy Muslims are gonna go Jihad on your ass!

Today, Sweeden passed legislation prohibiting the publishing of Mohammedoons, but they can't stop Americans from publishing them.

I think Mohammedoons are outrageously funny, but they sure get our taxi dispatcher, Abda Hamed, screaming like a mad man in Arabic when he sees them.

by Ricardovitz March 22, 2010