mumpum

The world's best Aunt. Very rare, and not to be messed with. She will make you the best breakfast, and hit you upside the head if you're acting a fool.

Thank God for Mumpum.

by jordiepordie1210 March 18, 2019

Mumple University

When Temple had the Mumps outbreak in March 2019 cuz they decided to accept students who weren't vaccinated lmao

A- Where you go to school?
B- Temple University
A - You mean Mumple University?
B- STFU!!

by theirhandle May 13, 2019

Mumptyhole

Mumptyhole is a word that sounds like an aboriginal word and it means “Fat Cunt”

Person 1- Wow Jason really has been eating a lot
Person 2- Yeah he is turning into a mumptyhole

by mumptyhole February 22, 2020

mumph kerfuffle

a severe, serious problem with no obvious solution. a quagmire.

climate change is a mumph kerfuffle

by codrakon February 2, 2022

mumpty

A word that is used to call someone a moron and a numpty at the same time.

DAN: 2+2 = 5
TEACHER: YOU ABSOLUTE MUMPTY

by HSWRITES February 26, 2022

mumphle

mumphle

a secret code word losers use to identify each other in public.

Time to go mumphle mode.

by MrBubbyG April 7, 2022

Mumpy Paige

A rando girl from Long Island. Who gets the mumps and eats pretzels with cream cheese. Loves to complain.

Don’t go near her
Don’t go near who
Mumpy Paige she will give you the mumps

by Squaretrees April 24, 2022