Misplaced Mojo

Seeing someone else's attractive partner or spouse, and thinking you could give them more pleasure then they've already got.

first guy> See that hot redhead dancing with that stiff? She'd be having more fun dancing with me!
second guy> Misplaced Mojo, dude, you know their engaged.

by rubber turtle September 17, 2010

Jan Misali

Jan Misali also known as conlang critic is a youtuber with about 100k subscribe rs who makes videos about criticing conlangs his fans suggest and some music videos sometimes.

Have person have you seen the New Jan Misali Video about High Valyrian.

by good definition beginninger May 4, 2021

Mismaladjusted

1. (adj) When a easily understood matrix is confused due to personal incompetence.

2. Confusing

"First of all, everything was very mismaladjusted on the screen. You shouldn't put the senators and the congresspeople and the presidents all jumbled together like that. It's too crowded. Just confuses folks."

by B_Rock1 November 7, 2012

Micalah

The sexiest bitch to walk the fucking earth. Micalah is rad as fuck and walks around like she owns the place which we all know, she does. Everyone loves Micalah.

Did you just see Micalah walk by? I want to tap that so bad.

by asdfghjkl~ June 17, 2014

Misplaced

1.To lose track of

2.Mass distribution of meaningless merchandise.

1.I misplaced my battery.
2.I would like to buy that Misplaced t-shirt, because i listen to them ALL the time.

by Misplaced Skate May 18, 2005

masala daddy

A PIMP of indian standards dat provides how ever much he desires upon his ladkis, Not to be confused withe the Sugar daddy dat is widely popular in America. Masala daddies are known to be notoriously cheap, many question why would the girl remain under the constant care n watch of a masala daddy?, the answer is that the daddy is so stud n god like to the ladki she wants to stay wit him no matter how much he gives, be it 1 quarter or 2 quarters!

(masala daddy): here baby girl daddy gots u 2 shiny quarters!
(Ladki) oh thank u daddy!
(masala daddy) umm yea ima need change back for dat yo!

by RavivaR June 23, 2010

Chicken Tikka Masala

Chicken Tikka Masala - "Indian" dish invented by white people, for white people; usually likes to hang out at buffets and sometimes mistakenly ends up on an Indian's plate. To prepare, take some lukewarm water, pour in curry powder and chicken, and stir/blend continuously until all ingredients are dissolved. Add red food coloring if desired. Salt is optional. Serve lukewarm.

Alternate pronunciations: "chicken teekee masala", chicken tikh hai masala", "This shit is SPICY!!!", or "DAMN that's some good teekee CURRY y'all!!"

Waiter at Indian restaurant: "What would you like to order?"
White person: "Is that even a question?! Chicken tikki masala! I heard it's the best here!"
Waiter: "You mean the chicken tikka masala?"
White person: "Yeah, that's what I said!"
Waiter: sigh... "coming right up..."

by bubba666 August 24, 2012