minners

A small fish used as live bait. Also known as a minnow.

Jason went down to the creek to catch some minners.

by Mike Payne March 5, 2008

Black as a coal miners arse

Very black, very dark

"did you see that grand piano it was as black as a coal miners arse". "The outlook is pretty bleak, it's as black as a coal miners arse"

by T19 April 21, 2009

Mincer

To be 'on the wrong bus', Gay as fuck!

Yeah, he wears flip-flops, sandals AND shorts. What a mincer!

by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

Mingers pringers

Believed to be derived from ancient Scots, it originally implied that a Pringles was unfit for human consumption.

However in the modern tongue, mingers pringers may be used to answer a question on the suitability of an object. Mingers pringers may also be used in whatever way the user requires, and should always answer that it is Aberdonian slang if questioned.

Proper pronunciation is agreed as something similar to mungers pring-ers.

Oi Nub! Chav us a mingers pringers!

by Mingers Pringers king April 22, 2018

bingo mincer

A lady usually 80+ that shreds all the nans at the local RSL. Can go by the names Mad Dog Margret, Sheryl the Shredder, Dona the Destroyer or Betty Bingo.

oi ur nans full a bingo mincer, left my nan shane with a hip replacement after her fire bingo switch plays.

by Bingo nan Banger March 19, 2017

Dirty Miners

Dirty miners is a fantasy game where two or more participants don mining equipment and play out popular kinky mining scenarios such as using headlamps to identify body parts and "find the gold" or a gentle pick axe in an orifice of choice.

They played dirty miners all night long. He struck gold three times and she got blinded by his headlamp when looking up from oral mining.

by SirRoxaLox March 7, 2019

Maloney mincer

A sexual act involving putting one's penis in a mini smoothie blender.

I regret trying the Maloney mincer last night with the bros.

by wowmcwowser February 4, 2022