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milton bradley

The magnitude scale of an girl's ass. The best ass can be a Milton Bradley, and you subtract a letter from the name as the ass gets worse and worse. A mediocre ass would be a "Milt", because you have subtracted the "on Bradley" from Milton Bradley. An abbreviation can just be Milton for a good ass.
Jim: "Yo she got a Milton Bradley."
Bobby: "Nah, man, that's only a Milto, it doesn't the girth."
by miltonbradley February 8, 2008
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Milton Keynes

A great borough, located between London an Birmingham and comprising of the towns Bletchley, Wolverton, Stony Stratford and Newport Pagnell. Ignorant outsiders often mock MK, mistaking it as just the shopping centre and crying because a simple grid system is too hard for their special little brains.

Most people are jealous of Milton Keynes, resorting to abusing a place where people live, You'd think they had better things to do? A main focus when "slaggin off" MK is that we lack history, seeing as we are a NEW town I believe the enigma at bletchley park, the birth of the phrase "cock and bull story" and the ROMAN, yes roman, villa's at Bancroft are a start for history.

MK can also boast many lakes, woodland areas, parks and an extensive redway system. Pubs and Clubs are also in abundance, with many on canal side or overlooking pleasant views. There are things to do for everyone, for example, an indoor ski slope, two multiplex cinemas (one being the first in Europe) a theatre, many leisure centres, the national hockey stadium, the national badminton centre, stadium:MK, the bowl, an indoor ice rink, (with a hockey team that has won the English Premier Ice Hockey League 5 seasons running) a theme park for children, a wakeboarding centre as well as a vast selection of restaurants set in amazing scenery and much more.

Basically, the people who live here love it and are happy to live here. You people who want to slag it off don't live here, you don't have to come here (oh but you do for our great shopping) so just get a life. :D
Example:
ignorant outsider: "My brain cannot cope with the simple fact that up and left is the same as left and up!"
Person from MK: It's just a grid system
ignorant outsider: "Well, Milton Keynes has... no... soul... yes, soul.
Person from MK: Jealous much?
by Sam JB January 12, 2008
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The Milton

When you're at the club, grinding up on a chick, you reach around to her chest and grope her tits, while doing the rock-a-way
Friend 1"Yo did you see that?"
Friend 2"See what?"
Friend 1"That dude just pulled The Milton"
by CrazyKidC April 9, 2011
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molson muscle

The boys are headin' down to the bar to work on their molson muscles.
by labatt March 27, 2004
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Milton Friedman

A world-renowned economist, statistician, and professor at the University of Chicago. Also a recipient of the Nobel Prize in economics.
Milton Friedman is cooler than you.
by nipmynuts January 21, 2011
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Milron

A popular internet term, born from the gathering of idiots in chatrooms. Milron loosely translates but is not limited to: Moron, Idiot, Fool, Liar, Fake, Hypocrite, etc.

A milron is someone in a chatroom who tries to take on the form of someone else, commonly referred to as a liar, or fake; has horribly below par intelligence, and rock-solid fundamentalist beliefs. But it can just mean an idiot.
"That chick with the fake pic is a Milron."

"Damn, Ashlee Simpson is a damn Milron."
by William Aguero December 24, 2005
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Miltonic

A powerful descriptive term that typically defies description.

Miltonic:
1- characterized by distilled excellence;
2- describing a person or place or phenomenon that is beyond epic and beyond titanic;
3- almost as flawless as - or even more flawless than - LOTR or Dark Knight or AVATAR.

A term that draws it's stature & strength from the depth & breadth of the work by John Milton - an 'epic poet' born four centuries ago.
Ant: "Avatar is art."

Melve: "Mate, I know I saw it in 3D, 'epic' doesn't cut it, the movie was Miltonic".
by A cambridge Spyo March 29, 2010
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