Milf 

mother i'd love to $@&%

dude brian's mom is a total milf

Milf by w-man August 25, 2009

milf 

This term was introduced with the inception of the Eddie James All-Negro All-Stars in 1937. Originally used to refer to the chronic effects of a disasterous flim-flam, it later became used to describe Eddie's wife, Heather, who had slept with most of the band.

It also later got verbed and is used to describe saggy white moms with big asses getting reamed from behind.

"Once you go milf, you can't go back."

"This video shows your mom getting milfed."

milf by chickunmen March 29, 2007

MILF 

"Mom Id Like To Fuck"
used by VH1 during "100 Hottest Hotties" to describe many pregnant women and women that have children.

"Angeleina Joli is a MILF"
"Stacy's Mom is DEFNIATLY a MILF ;)"

MILF by horny guy March 29, 2004

MILF 

A MILF is a hot ass chick who you later find to be David Caseley's mum! Genuinely an Abberviation of:

M: Mum
I: I'd
L: Like to
F: Fuck

A MILF is a Great looking mum

A: Hey have you seen David Caseley's mum

B: Oh Yeah shes a right MILF, I totally want to give her a hot lunch and Cleveland Steamer

see also Hot Lunch and a Cleveland Steamer

MILF by wilkybarkid January 18, 2008

milf 

Mom Id Like ta Fuck

Primary example: Matts mom...wait shes a MIF.........MOM I FUCKED!

milf by JOHN PIMP DADDY July 16, 2003

MILF 

See: "SARAH PALIN"

"Sarah Palin is one hot ass MILF"

MILF by mustyman March 17, 2009

milf 

Mother's I'd Like to Fuck

The following are MILF's:
Shania Twain
Britney Spears
Jennifer Garner
Rachel Hunter
Elle Macpherson
Heidi Klum
Kathy Ireland
Cindy Crawford
Christie Brinkley

milf by b4i4q January 20, 2007