microcuck

A man who has a micro penis that can only obtain a girlfriend by being a cuck.

Friend 1: He is always whining about how he can not obtain a girlfriend
Friend 2: Brandon may be a microcuck

by J. Joker January 23, 2017

MicroDickCockPenis

an extremely disturbingly tiny cock. Unable to get erections. EVER.

Because nick had a MicroDickCockPenis, no girl would give him their love.

by toasterstrudel1234 June 18, 2010

Microdicking

The cocktail and obnoxious behavior of an overly confident male

Everyone is complaining about Greg because he's been microdicking about his status

by Frailgift February 21, 2024

macrodick

have a huge black cock... so big all the bitches be cray cray for it. comparable to the big black dildo underneath your bed ;)

CrayBitch: Did you see that guy's macrodick... it's almost as big as the big black dildo under my bed!!!! Hot damn

by thegodalmighty March 30, 2015

Micro-dick

A dick that is so small one would need a microscope to view it.

He had such a micro-dick I couldn’t even feel it in me.

by Ballhumper August 14, 2023

microfiction

A short story, usually no more than 300 words, becoming more and more popular on the Internet. One suspects that the technology of portable readers has helped this genre along. Also known as "flash fiction." Wikipedia offers Aesop's Fables as some of the earliest and best-known microfictions.

One ancient and respected microfiction is Aesop's "The Fox and the Grapes," whence we get the expression "sour grapes."

by Smartjanitor April 24, 2014

Microdigression

When a person while telling a story or giving an explanation constantly goes off on little side tangents constantly

I hate how every time mike tells a story he goes off on a microdigression every ten seconds.

by scorpesp January 26, 2017