A Micro penis is a penis of one inch or less. Men with Micro penises have been cursed by god. In most cases for good reason. Men with micro penises are easily identifiable by their weak jaw lines, small hands, and erratic behavior.
A man with micro penis would start a war for his personal vanity, like the 2022 war in Ukraine or attempt a coup against American Democracy over hurt feelings because of a lost election like what happened on January 6 2021.
by IronMikey April 4, 2023
The act of getting a haircut, where one only trims a microscopic amount. To be considered a micro trim, one must not have to sweep the floor when the haircut is finished. Usually used when growing one's hair out.
Lindsey: Yes, I'd like a haircut please!
Jaime: Alright, mam, how would you like your hair cut?
Lindsey: I'd like a micro trim!
Jaime: What the hell is a micro trim?
Lindsey: I want you to trim a microscopic amount from my hair. There should only be dust on the floor. Kay? Thanks!
Jaime: Alright, mam, how would you like your hair cut?
Lindsey: I'd like a micro trim!
Jaime: What the hell is a micro trim?
Lindsey: I want you to trim a microscopic amount from my hair. There should only be dust on the floor. Kay? Thanks!
by themasterstylist August 26, 2009
The act of resizing e-mail and chat windows to the smallest size readable, limiting visibility to bosses and co-workers, in an attempt to conceal being lazy, slack, or unproductive.
by Brentobox88 November 30, 2009
Mikes you better not be micro-windowing!
by Whitey4656 November 27, 2009
by Sully2 May 4, 2017
by yamazar December 27, 2021
A very short (often only 12" long) skirt. Micro minis are often considered both sexy and slutty. Became popular, particularly with high school and college age women, during the late 1990s-early 2000s.
A woman who is only moderately attractive will turn heads and get noticed if she wears a micro mini.
by Lake 317 October 8, 2003