Mechanical engineer

The sexiest people on the face of the planet earth.

Caleb, a Mechanical engineer, is one of the sexiest people on the face of the planet earth.

by Tall_guy May 16, 2006

Mechanic’s Special

A bullshit term car sellers say when they’re trying to scam someone by selling them their trashed car instead of sending it to the scrapyard.

Buyer: *Searching for cars on OfferUp*

Seller’s ad: MECHANIC’S SPECIAL!!! 2020 Mustang for sale, engine and transmission are completely blown. It was also in a high speed collision

by SonicFlare January 9, 2022

Greasy Mechanic

A Mexican that fixes automobiles.

Get a greasy mechanic to fix your car.

by Andrea DGeorge Nor-Cal March 26, 2017

Mechanicsville, Va

1.A small town in Hanover County, a suburb of Richmond City aka The Ville.

2.Home of the Confederates, populated by stoners, rednecks, and wiggers; Here you can find Mud Bogs, 16 keggers, and parties you'll never forget.

3. 30 min away from Tappahannok Va home to Chris Brown.

4. a place you wont find unless you are lost.

dude we are lost fo sho.
where are we?
Mechanicsville, Va...where the hell??

by fuckass06 October 12, 2008

mechanicing

Working on or fixing a mechanical machine or part. Most likely vehicles.

I was mechanicing on my god dam truck until 3 am.

by Mr_Shlaapu June 28, 2016

Quantum Fetish Mechanics

Quantum Fetish Mechanics is a rule which states that any conceivable fetish which can be invented or conceived already exists on the Internet, and may have been brought into existence simply by a person thinking of it.

"Oh dude, Interracial elderly clown S&M would be so fucked up, imagine if something like that existed!" "Well, it does now, according to Quantum Fetish Mechanics"

by David Dovey January 2, 2009

mechanical pencil

A pencil you do not sharpen. You simply click twist or push down to replace your dull or broken graphite. Most college kids use these to avoid getting up over and over.

old man"i've been sharping this pencil for 10 minutes and its still not getting sharp"
Community College Student: "here bra just click it and sit your old ass down.
old man "whats this?"
Student: "a mechanical pencil, they cost thousands of dollars and are from Uranus now you owe me"
Old man "Can I pay you in 5 easy payments"
Student "uuuugh I guess"

by Rebecka.wicker. January 16, 2009