Paul Merson

rhyming slang for a cheeky person
Ex Arsenal, Aston Villa and England player who is now concentrating on his punditry career. He is notorious for his cheeky off pitch remarks and observations

ohhh man he's paul merson; even if he's not feeling particularly cheeky he still does cheeky things.

fan: paul merson is a great football player

by Ibble.Bibble March 14, 2010

Merion Cricket Club

Haven to rich main liners who rely on daddy's money. The most exclusive club in the Philadelphia region. Most known for its exclusion of non-wasps. Kids from the main line prep schools eat regularly at the sports bar for lunch.

Daddy can we stop at the club to get something to eat or maybe get a quick tennis match in?

by mccmember March 22, 2005

Upper Merion High

This school is so bad that even community college's look down on it. It's filled with the white kids who think that they are ghetto but are truly not and white girls who have black girl attitudes. The freshman girls are the biggest sluts ever. The worst thing about this school is that people are actually retarded enough to get drunk while in school but to make it even worse some are retarded enough to get high in school. This school is a complete JOKE

Comm College Teacher: Oh my god, you went to Lower Merion!
Student: No, I went to Upper Merion High.
Comm College Teacher: Ohh. (looks away in disgust.)

by AField November 25, 2007

alice merton

Really good singer. Nice eyes . A future star with a big future. Her song is called no roots

Alice Merton has a future

by Alice Merton fan club February 19, 2018

Merton

the traditional and historical home of Wimbledon FC, but an idiot named Charles Koppel did not appreciate this so he got the spineless monkeys of the FA to appoint a 3 man commission to sanction the move of the club to Milton Keynes.

of course, the fans did not like the fact that their club deserted them so they formed AFC Wimbledon.

by AFCW April 26, 2004

Upper Merion High

Stereotypical American high school. A school of middle-class toolbags and stoners; kids thinking they are the shit, but really just suffer from major personality crisis.

- "Upper Merion High is a pretty dry school"

- "Shut the fuck up dude, this is how we do it in America!"

by Denmark Dave June 11, 2006

Meronia

Mello x Near.

Literally the best ship in Death Note.

Person 1: Meronia is my OTP.
Person 2: Immaculate taste.

by Thingsthatmakeyouhmmm April 10, 2021