Menyonnaise 

Men who like mayonnaise way to much.

Reminds them of sperm.

You can tell he’s a menyonnaise by the mayonnaise on his chin.

Menyonnaise by Harley1977 June 22, 2022

Menyonnaise 

Men who really like mayonnaise.

It reminds the of sperm.

Men who put that stuff on everything literally.

That menyonnaise has some mayonnaise dripping from his mouth.

Menyonnaise by Harley1977 June 18, 2022

Menyonnaise 

Men who really like mayonnaise.

It reminds the of sperm.

Men who put that stuff on everything literally.

That menyonnaise has some mayonnaise dripping from his mouth.

Menyonnaise by Harley1977 June 18, 2022

Mayonnaise Feet

A serious condition where someone’s feet makes a noise that sounds as if they slathered mayonnaise in-between their toes and smack their feet on the ground while they run.

Gonzo: Patrick has some serious mayonnaise feet. I can hear his toes smacking the stairs.

Geffy: Yeah, the poor guy was diagnosed last year.

Mayonnaise Feet by soursabbath July 16, 2019

Mayonnaise 

An instrument used by Patrick star

Patrick: is mayonnaise an instrument

Squidward: no Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument

Mayonnaise by Bathing Grape August 14, 2018

Mayonnaise 

White people.

"Benedict Cumberbatch is actually a giant glob of mayonnaise."

Mayonnaise by iamNK March 15, 2015

Mayonnaise is not a vegetable 

Only the most educated of people can understand that mayonnaise is not a vegetable and know that it is also not a state of mind

That kid looks smart he probably knows that mayonnaise is not a vegetable

Mayonnaise is not a vegetable by Mayonnaise is not a vegetable September 10, 2019