merith

a very social beautiful girl who likes to talk and conversate a lot.
she can make really quick good friends, with who she makes a lot of fun.
she's very smart, funny and a little bit weird. if she is mad she won't be for very long.

merith is an awesome friend

by marius feman April 30, 2014

Merity

A sudden burst of courage and wit that accompany a keyboard, a bud light and too much free time.

That fat bird on Facebook just had an absolute Merity.

by MisterFox July 25, 2011

mermaitious

Having qualities that resemble that of a mermaid.

That girl over there with her legs crossed looks very mermaitious.

by Maniac in a Speedo April 16, 2014

marmite wizard

When a man has anal sex with either a male or female and then proceeds to slap their shit stained dick on the other persons face.

Guy 1: So, how was last night with Beatrice?
Guy 2: It was going pretty badly until I pulled out of the pink and put it in the stink, then I gave her a real good marmite wizard.

Guy 1: That sounds fucking magical.

by MarmiteMagician March 22, 2016

merbitch

A person who uses knowledge of mermaids to shame others.

Heather was such an elitist merbitch at the meetup yesterday.

by UnfaithfullyFaithful February 23, 2018

Merita

amazing, unique, big boobs, likes to act ghetto when high, kinky, sexy as hell!

Merita is so unique with her amazing self.

by brittanyl October 5, 2008

marmite bandit

A person who would rather the anus of another man than the furry taco of a woman.

also see back door bandit and hershy highway

"That joe joe sims is a real marmite bandit"

"I bet that marmite bandit likes it in the Hershy highway"

by Samuel Wilson June 16, 2004