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Lemon Meringue Pie

After a man has finished his load in a girl's vagina or anus, he let's himself go flaccid and proceeds to piss into either orifice, creating a runny, lemony colored creampie.
Dude 1: "Gave my girlfriend a lemon meringue pie the other night."
Dude 2: "How was it?"
Dude 1: "Can't look her in the face anymore."
by JamesLeFranc March 4, 2010
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Merping

A collection of any and all pre or post-coital activities centering around the lying on your bed for a period of an hour or more with a partner. General activities include sex, cuddling, and any combination of the two.

Merping usually takes place when a pair decides to get high, thus weed can be seen as an integral part of merping. Although integral, it is by no means essential.
My girlfriend and I love merping after a long day at work.
by pattersfb October 21, 2010
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merking

to drive quickly; to drive away from a sketchy situation
"shit, that car was merking down the road"

"the cops tried to stop him so he merked the fuck outta there"
by jimi dean breakfast sauages December 9, 2008
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meringue

1. A creamy dessert topping, known well as part of lemon meringue pie.
2. Slang for jizz.
"I got meringue in my hair!"
"That's a sticky mess."
by SoySocks April 17, 2014
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lemon meringue pie

During sex, one cums inside of their female partner, and upon finishing proceeds to urinate inside of the vagina, hence creating a creamy lemon meringue dessert. To finish the job, it is encouraged to eat the concoction and share it with ones partner in a passionate kiss.
That lemon meringue pie that I just ate out of my girlfriend's vagina tasted that much better because I made it.
by Rudy Flyer September 30, 2007
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Merping

Merping is the art of eating a medium rare steak off of an accomplices head, anything other than medium rare is a challenge of chivalric combat to the death
Ugh I’d so merp on that hot girl over there

-merping
by (⊙_⊙) September 13, 2018
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merking

To, intentionally or unintentionally, appear in the background of someones photo. Someone who does this often may be referred to as a 'merker'
Look at you merking in the background of her photo!
by happysmileygirl August 2, 2005
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