carpet mower

1. A voracious lesbian who performs oral sex with such speed and power that she is more like a mower than a muncher.

2. One who performs oral sex on a woman

3. A cross between a Carpet Muncher and a lawn mower

She's a carpet mower, Katie said she would tear you up girlfriend.

by natedog August 30, 2004

Lawn Mower Parent

Named after the device to cut your grass. A lawn mower parent is a parent who intervenes or "mows down" any inconvenience or discomfort that stands before their child.

At a fast food restaurant*

note* the teen is shy and is afraid to order it for them self

15 year old: Mom, I want to get an ice cream.

Mother: (Instead of telling their child to grow tf up) Okay, I'll get it for you. What do you want honey?

group of other teens nearby notice the mom go up*

Teen 1: Dude, why isn't that kid getting his own order?

Teen 2: I don't know bro, probably has Lawn Mower parents

by Clavicle_69 October 26, 2018

North Dakota lawn mower

When a person of the opposite or same sex, with braces, is eating out a girl, she gets grass (pussy hair) in her mouth

George gave sara the North Dakota lawn mower and then george used his toothbrush, later that night sara used that toothbrush and wondered why it smelled like pussy

by typical tyler August 28, 2008

Meowrow

A catlike growl used when annoyed or at moments when you are extremely pissed off.

Example 1: You've search everywhere for that matching sock! A well placed "meowrow" displays your annoyance.

Example 2: Your younger sibling doesn't comprehend the words "back off"! Put together the look of death and a meowrow and they'll leave you along for good.

by Jaycee October 15, 2004

Meowtric tons

Unit of measurement of gravkitty.

I had two cats on my lap, so the gravkitty was, like, twenty meowtric tons.

by Gebus1 January 20, 2009

goat mower

A shot of bourbon with a wheatgrass infused goat milk afterthought. Served chilled with a blade of freshly cut organic alfalfa.

The hillside's overgrown, we need a goat mower.

by Thevinesevolve January 1, 2015

The black mower

Where you meet up with a stranger online, and you shove anal beeds up her arse, & then rip start them out, like a mower & then proceed to steal her electronic goods while she’s bleeding from the arse.

Hey terry, should’ve seen it I gave this bitch the black mower last night, was so funny, you should’ve seen it!

by Tuddzwun March 31, 2020