envelope

to ejaculate between a woman's asscheeks and hold together until they're stuck shut.

After I gave her the envelope her shit got stuck up her asshole, it was hilarious.

by Charles Monroe May 13, 2005

Manila Envelope

When a man is with two Filipino women, one of whom is giving him fellatio while the other gives him analingus.

I went to the Philippines and hooked up with two locals who gave me a Manila Envelope.

by Syrian Squad Bay Ninja January 17, 2011

Envelope

A overly skinny, pale, white female. Most likely a scenester, but exceptions do apply (see Ellen Page).

Me: "Man, i got a cellular text message from Rebecca"
Friend: "Oh, is that so? Do you plan on having sexual intercourse with her?"
Me: "No sir, that bitch is a total envelope"

by blandz17 September 2, 2009

Folding Envelopes

A phrase used to refer to a job that's extremely boring and monotonous, and can usually be easily replaced by machines.

"After his music career was over he was reduced to folding envelopes anywhere he could get work"

by gharble March 22, 2009

Asian envelope

A specific term for a sexual act that must be done during a massage, instead of just asking for a, “happy ending” which is normally a handjob, with this you know you’re getting her pussy “envelope”

She gave me her finest Asian envelope once all was said and done

by ImSataniic May 11, 2023

envelope emoji

Basically love.

Two envelopes would mean that you love (someone or something). I envelope emoji you.

by Kateiskewl January 8, 2017

Envelopes

Another meaning for alright.

If translated in spanish it would mean sobres. Sobres is as a slang word for alright, in spanish.

Spanish: Sobres ahi estare.

English translation: Alright I'll be there.

English translation w/ Envelopes: Envelopes I'll be there.

by Robt-_- July 17, 2011